before you know it, you'll be a real Canadian...

like Pinnochio, with syrup!

and a beer.

I will only charge you $4786.00 for the use of that name. The exact cost of my frickin' new AC unit.

pay you in, um, cookies?

Canadian cookies? I think the exchange rate is in my favor.

agrees. Ever had a canadian oreo? Not. Cool.

but better than canadian ketchup.

how can Oreos be different in canada? Do they replace the creme filling with snow or something?

what??? The oreos are different here?

i knew the Kraft Dinner was different here, but I didn't realize it extended into other food groups.

kraft dinner isn't actually. Oreos here are made by Christies, not Nabisco. They taste WAY different. hold on...

www.whiskeyinmysippycup....

that is some jacked up crap right there, man.

agrees.