clarifies that "Just Being Myself" is an unki nd answer.

talk loud

always refer to how much better things are in America. Like, "In America, we don't put frikkin' syrup in our ketchup."

hehehehhe

ask everyone you meet today if they live in an igloo.

also ask where you can see the mooses. A lot.

Say 'Wow! I thought you all lived in igloos/ate seals/spoke French/purchased things with beaver pelts.

Act amazed that we have color tv and the internet.

What are you trying to say, mr lady? Hmmm?

chew your gum LOUDLY and pop it occasionally, while you leave your mouth hanging open

pick your nose