check next to the fridge. you might have left it there when you got up to get a beverage!

buried under the cushions.

always in the last place you look!

It's a sign to get up off your dead ass and change the channel!

would rather tear the whole house apart board by board aearching than get off his ass and change the channel

searching

*sigh*

messed up, isn't it.

the remote for my basement television has disappeared.

you need one of those new arm activated remotes!