You are my heart, my soul, my everything bb.

*Bawls like a pre-teen at a jobro concert* I can still assure you that you mean all of that and more to me.

I love you bb!

*smacks u upside the head* Dont forget you daddy dearest *chuckles*

You just slapped one of us.

I slapped you my son. I would never hit a lady

True story.

You just know would elbow drop you without regret.

Who would elbow drop who?

*pulls out rusty prison shank*

Dad was in prison? Oh it just got srs

*tries2 keep a straight face* Of course no my dear. I just volunteer there sometimes,I see a lot of stabbings *smiles warmly,glances around*

Uh..huh. *nods slowly* I'm sure that's the story.

You smile warmly and talk of death in the same sentence. Only you.

*smiles softly*

I once had to treat a man that got shanked with a sharpened turkey leg bone in prison

*Bites lip and shakes*

In a way it was quite amusing..But that turkey bone did a lot of damage. Who would have known..

Once I killed a prison guard. *shakes head* I.....

I'm sure you stalked him out, then just...went all Saw on him

It's always the quiet ones with the warm smiles.

*smiles softly* I remember it clearly. Ive never killed so violently...but he should have NEVER......

Touched the peen without asking. We know dad.

*shakes head and frowns* He would ask the other inmates if they liked extra mayo on their hot dog..Then when he went for my peen.I lost it

this got srsly disturbing

Life is disturbing Alice *smiles warmly*

...

Hello dear Hope *smiles warmly*

you wont kill me will you?

*Cracks up* Dad, you finally earned my respect. Good for you.