Oh wow... Well do one of those magic trick things again!

Santa was the culprit. Or Satan. One or the other.

who me? Couldn't be!

I'm thinking Satan

he does have a lot of red things...

Although so do i...

after close inpection i noticed they had little pictures of me dead in a skip on them, i do hope they weren't yours Santy

Oh no, those aren't mine. My socks have little pictures of you dancing nude saying,"Happy Naked Jesus Day!"

crap... did I say that out loud?

I'm just going to pretend I didn't see that

Well we do celebrate your birthday on Christmas, Jesus... so it's appropriate Santa likes you in your birthday suit.