but we get multiple orgasms!

now now.... come over and i'll make it all better

*passes over thick and long tampons*

gotta get laid to get multiple orgasms babe.. need i even say that? who knows my sex life better than you

erm true that. well, you're better than cakie. she numbed herself with alcohol so that she can have sex with a tampon

you think punching someone will make me feel better?

*starts to meditate*

you can try that short man at home!

i'm think more on the lines of the fucker a few miles away

MAY I? *blinks*

PLS!!!

yay! i love you.. every thing's his fault. bastard.. haha

ya man

ITS ALL HIS FAULT YOU'RE PMS-ING.

DUN CARE

*stomps feet*

*breaks furniture*

ooi!

break his!

fuck, i forgot i live in your house.. ok *stops breaking furniture* haha

hahaha, i'm gonna walk over NOW

sounds like the start of a beautiful relationship

So can i see your legs, pls?

Beyonce's song?

see legs first then say lor