peeks into plurk after avoiding it for a couple of days, "Who stole my karma?!"
shifts eyes
looks innocently at teh ceiling
plants it on tenebrous
absorbs it
Slowpope
says
Sorry love, I stole your car... Oh wait, you said karma?! Nevermind....
sits outside burger king with a karma collection tin selling knock off Big Issues, "I expect that tin to be filled"
throws in a rupee
Slowpope
says
LOOK!! There he goes again! It's shameful I tell thee
Tenebrous
says
no, silly, that would look like this
Kota
says
true story: when my brother was a student, he was drinking a coffee from McDonalds and reading the Big Issue and a man walked past
Kota
says
he put £1 in my brothers coffee and stole his Big Issue!
tries to be amused by the story but keeps looking at the penis
wakes up and mutters at the tin before taking it down to karma converters