is this literal? If it is, then why?

yeah..... brazilian.. second

wahhh.. ate was cruel.. plucked dude.. one by one ung ayaw na madala nung wax.. she PLUCKED!!!!!

PUTANG INA. Yun lang. Yikes! I had that before. Thinread. Argh! It's dangerous.

agh...... yeah... i agree!!!! the paiinnnnnn

but it's totally worth it... whopeee!!!!

I thought you're a virgin?

ha?

putikkkkk......... i am? i am!!!!

oi di to private..

Hahahahahaha.

Wala naweirdohan lang ako kasi necessary sa'yo yung Brazilian you won't show it naman to anyone.

ha? umm.. i do casual nudity.... saunas and hot springs... onsen whoopee!!!

oh,, and brazilians and beaches and guys?

appalled.

oops.. repharase... brazilians, beaches, and boys.. whah.. rhyme.

I don't like Brazilian! I like it all off.

yeah it is all off? its bikini that isnt...

wahhh...

as in until back there? whahahaha...

spread....

back there?

yupp.....

Yes, it's bikini wax! I do it once every 2 months since my hair follicles aren't active.

Didn't get the back there thing.

as in all free!!!!! weird...

like clean like a babys?

Duh! Of course! I am not a horse and I don't have hair back there. What.

haha.. awkward.. i will later elaborate in a plurk that is not shown to the whole world.. XD

Haha! Chuza.

urumani: SAYANG DI KO NAABUTAN. i would've laughed my ass off.

clarissagr: horse.....

samsayo, di ko kasi nagets so akala ko horse. I'm no horsey.

clarissagr: yeah especially now that you're scarce of hair

You are so mean, samsayo! Just my eyebrows.

clarissagr:

I just held my eyebrows and they feel so bare. Damn!!!!