argh! Disaster! There's only decaf in the office kitchen. Very bad start to the day 
andrewburnett
says
tell them firmly: "I am not paid to drink this drivel, get me some REAL coffee you oafs" - that should do it 
think I might give that a try
that's a bloody travesty! You poor soul
jamesduthie
says
you can't be blamed then if you need speed to get through the day... 
no, just plenty of coke
the cola btw (just in case my mother ever reads this)