still got more than me, sans underwater propellor motivated explosive devices...

wondering where CH had got to....

what Arzu would say in response to that, fsck Jeebus...

totally unrelated, is your Ducati a 4 cylinder?

x?

twins

you're always welcome to ride my tranny

it's a twin

and hey, this is the era of the interwebs, where intellect is sovereign, and the ownerz ov interllects is sovereignersz

such is the nature of the internet, that any one of us could end up in bed with stacy dash

a honda hurricane that is likely never to go again, though I can't quite ebay it yet.... I mean sure I could buy a new bike

for less than the repairs...

but damn, that engine...

that goes for all of us, including the snail, although she has kinda naff taste in women...

IIRC she likes 'em like this upload.wikimedia.org/wik...

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!'

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'

She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.

Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower!'

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.

He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?'

Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'

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