I heard he lent it to Nessy

Bigfoot sold it to me for some toenail clippers >:3

OMG ! I will destroy him like I did those aliens that stole my shoelaces!

aliens didnt steal your shoelace, they just forcibly took it without your permission.........wait......whats stealing?

last i heard big foot was last seen in Portugal. they say he blends in so well there, you can't tell the Portuguese from big foot.

It's like looking for waldo in that one book where there's a bunch of waldos but the real one is missing a shoe.

except instead of missing a shoe hes holding an ipod

exactly

Have you ever played where's Sadam Housane?

It's like wheres waldo but you're looking for Sadam, and you have to do it with lawn darts.