I whacked myself with a frying after hearing that by the kitchen window

yeah, i got scolded by a teacher while walking out on the school quad the other day...

a bunch of my schoolmates (who knew i hated that song) started singing it and i yelled "STFU, freaks!!!!"

XD whoops...but hey, that happens to everyone!

Yeah, but I wasn't expecting it to happen to me.

Sanitize the language next time, dearie. Here I go again, being a mother... Prolly because I gave birth to a new baby girl.

I have a new godchild? Whoz?

Boogie Wonderland (nickname: **BOOGER**) Raymond's first baby girl.

Awww!!!!!!! I hate you!!!!! I still don't have a daughter or a son.

Who'd be the father anyway? *I am sick*! Dude, send me yo address and I wait for the opportunity to mail you a working instrument.

Bwahaha. The dad would be... Really, can't you think of anyone I'm obsessed with right now?

Which one of them? I keed... **OF COURSE** , Johnny D will give you a child as well! You share the same brain with the other 2!

I keed again! ..but, hey, you can convince Johnny he gave you a child like me and birthday girl. Even if you're skinny. XD

Hahaha, no thanks. Nothing against JD, he's hot and all... But I like single boys. (emphasizing on the plural.) Much less trouble.

Justine and I can't help but look for trouble. XD At least you're on the safe side.

If your definition of safe is "extreme obsession with fictional characters causing hallucinations and delirium," then I'm safe, alright.

Very, very safe.

Then it's cool then! Phew, for a second there I thought I was insane.

Oh yeah, almost forgot, HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!

Yeah!!!!! I had a blast today. I got hit by three balls and two shuttlecocks during PE, and got chased by a crow during recess!!!

WOW! You got all the excitement. I've always wanted to meet a psychotic stalker crow. Sadly, all I see here are Myna birds. XD

At least they can be trained. Teach them to become psychotic!!!

And peck the life out of everyone? I'd looove to try that out! Birds don't take that much of a liking though. DOGS, on the other hand, take

TOO MUCH of a liking to me. I was at my aunt's house in Davao a month ago, her dog practically molested me. It did my dad as well.

Oh wow, I can imagine. Reminds me of that cute little doggie from Up.

Awww..Dug! If this one spoke...GAD, I don't even wanna know all the things that cute but dirty dog would've said.

And it was hard for me to wear shorts around that house because it would make me feel his nails almost digging into my legs. XD

He would cling to my leg, then I'd have to drag my leg around the house. I couldn't even shake him off so they had to pry him from my pants.

Lmao, so kadorable!!! What kind is he?

I think he's a pomeranian. I hope he never grows 'cause he's cute and I don't want him reaching any higher than my belly.

Aww, what a cutie! xD

Dogs are just about the cutest things around me since Kumag grew out of his chubby baby stage. Tell Kyle not to grow up yet.

I don't want him to! ;o

Keep him that way for as long as you can. Even with the gremlin tendencies. :3 ..reminds me, George wants to borrow a baby for a day Hehe