I love this question ->

totally bor-ring!

an old-style telephone bell ring. Which is so much more pleasant than just about anything else. I'm a traditionalist.

when my good phone is working, my ringtone is Time is Running Out by Muse

mine is 'In My Heart', by Moby. Its one of the more decent ringtones Nokia issued w/ the N95. Been too lazy to add anything of my own

they should get more professional musicians to compose ringtones. It would be a gold mine.

the sound of an old bicycle bell. Brrrrring!

Deep Dish - George Is On (excerpt)