um...it would offer some satisfaction, but has the little bittie problem of jail time....

Yeah, it's a good thing for him he's not at work today.

Again he'

s not there? Are you alone again?

No the other girl's here today.

My boss is only part time. This week he's only in one day.

well, isn't that nice of him...*insert sarcasm*

Yeah, especially when we need split second answers and he's not checking his e-mail or voice mail.

'cause it's his *birthday*

oh, well, by all means then life should stop, right?

Exactly.

The other girl in the office just found out she won't have a laptop for travel next week because he didn't

get the paperwork through in time.

eejit

Yep. Now she's scrambling to try to get a loaner.

grrr

You got it