nobody cares holiday boy.....

oh, btw, I've stolen your phone charger, but your not here to care so it's mine (all mine I tell you) know...

that second your should have been a you're...

Oh dear, i'm out of the office for three days and your spelling goes to pot

technically not a spelling error, just a using the wrong word error...

you mean just general illiteracy?

illi-wot? You questioning my parentage?