“Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”

“Find Amelia Earhart, yet?”

“Can you hear me NOW?”

“Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

should tell you the joke his urologist made during a procedure...

*shudder*

“You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married!”

“Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

“You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you do the Hokey Pokey….”

“Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”

“Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity!”

AND the best of them all…

“Could you write a note for my wife, saying my head is not, in fact, up there?”

oh do tell, Boyo!