Bwahahahaha, that's so funny!

Today he was all like, "Oh sheeet I'm such an eff-tard, I'm an effing failure!!! I have to hang myself for being such a effing eff-tard!!!!"

Twas one of the most hilarious 49 seconds of my life. (Yeah, I actually timed him.)

XD Whoa, man! You need to use a bleep machine around him.

Taday was his 15th b-day, and I wouldn't stop singing 15 by Taylor Swift to him. He was so pissed!!!

Bwahahahaha! You're his walking talking torture chamber. XD

It's what I live for.

You're only a Micha, a Gilbi, and a Justine short of an all-out torture chamber set. We know how to throw people off their rockers.

Also..we throw people off cliffs and all possible surfaces.

Definitely, at any time possible.

Oh... xD Today, blondie and I had an argument as to what the white, circular thing on the ceiling of our Bio lab was.

He kept insisting it was a security cam, and I kept on screaming that it was a smoke detector. So we rounded on our teacher...

...demanding her to tell us what it was... Then she said:

"No way am I telling you. I'm having too much fun watching you two kill each other."

Bwahahahaha! ..that's a teacher worth having. But hey, on round, circular thingy on ceiling: I call dibs on smoke detector.

I knowz, right? Durrr, Who ever heard of a camera that has multiple slanting slashes running across it?

Exactly! If it's smooth, circular, and black without slashes on it, THEN it's a CAMERA.

You try explaining that to the dude with A.D.D and let's see how you get on.

I'll tell him to make kissy faces at the smoke detector and see how that works out for him.

HE can be so stupid. Lol, I luuuuv it when he goes as red as a tomato on fire.

I love that when it happens to any white person.