the eyebrows are keeping him alive and "interesting"

if someone were to shave his eyebrows...he would loose his powers and then you could attack!

The man hasn't made any coherent sense for 2 years now. I have clippers.

and what's the deal with clippers? in my day, you paid a slave to pick the hairs off.

i got a piece of junk mail advertising clippers and it showed a picture of my slave on the unemployment line.