At a restaurant and an elephant won't stop staring at me.
g_teach
says
which restaurant?
JerryB
says
maybe the elephant thinks you look like a peanut.. I would run...
Elephant Bar (Colorado Springs)
WhiteTigerCub
hopes
you did not select the elephant's seat and he is returning to sit down ... 
JettaGLI
says
SonofSolon: 
Good one!
Good one!
WhiteTigerCub
says
JettaGLI: thanks - I've heard elephants can be quite territorial
JettaGLI
says
SonofSolon: 
You are hilarious!!
You are hilarious!!