at gunpoint?

I'm trying to wake up but not willingly. :/

Coffee?

Alibi to call off work?

I have too many meetings today to call off work. MEH.

mine was deadline driven. the paper's done. I'm going back to bed after a snack.

just rub it in, erik.

I'll trade you my crushing anxiety for an income.

except not yours, zyrcster--you have as much as I do!

You can trade it for money?

I wish

turns out I actually have to pay for it even though I didn't pick it out!

Need a program where people can adopt you for pennies a day

Just needs a catchy name

that sounds great to me! let me know if you come up with anything. I'll design a website for people to sign up.

i need to bookmark this i will never remember my brain is fried right noiw