Oooh yer gonna git it now! (if they weren't all on line for tonight's showing!

they can suck my... err, wait..

they'll just shimmer at you, oh so threatening! I'll be sipping TrueBlood over here in the corner lol

defeats all the wimpy sparklers with RayBans

an airhorn or a hearty shouting of "BOO!" might work as well

also suggests a slight breeze

swat w/a peacock feather?

(yer so bad LOL)