glitter, or clitter?

............i don't even. want to. what.

GLITTER IM SURE OF IT

You wouldn't have come here if you did not secretly want to know. :|a

............ you're so right.

I took glamor shots. The glitter is on my eyes.

oh that's anticlimatic, I shouldn't have read the last part.

Oh, alright. One sec. I'll edit.

I took glamor shots. The glitter is on my ~vagina~.

8D

DOES THAT BETTER SUIT YOU, DEAR?

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU HAD CLITTER IN THE FIRST PLACE

I WON'T RECOGNIZE A PUN UNLESS IT'S MY OWN.

GOD.

ITS NOT A PUN. ITS A LEGIT PRODUCT. well. sort of legit

created by the vampires that brought you Twatlight

/died a little on the inside

I totally made a post about that WAY BACK WHEN. With a link to a vampire fleshlight.

THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT CLITTER IS :|