it's true

do you ever get off of that thing? not the banana...

no...and..no

is that a tongue? it looks like a vienna sausage moving smoothly. yes, i know from experience.

i found that emote in a west hollywood bathroom

it's way bigger than the other ones...

that a choker?

i like the necklace too

exactly. it's kind of mexican.

ahahaha

i hear there's less variety in san d

donde esta la panocha apestosa?

where's the what-now?

en san diego, pinche cabron.

in wisconsin we eats the cheeses

what the hell is that shirt!

that's my rocky horror picture show shirt.

horror picture show is right!

actually...pink seems to be your color.

how much was that girl asking?

woah.

um. that's my girlfriend.

so she was asking for more than just cash

cash + soul

=P

her body language suggests she is not your girlfriend...

but I agree with mouse..soul and cash.

looks like she likes shiny things

she's happy when i just give her tequila and a mop. hey, don't hate - you two aren't the only hot/intelligent girls out there.

hope you like this one better. (midwest/conservative photo)

ok...she is cute.

tell her I am sorry I thought she was a space hooker.

it's okay. she's more like a space pimp. 4 guns!

actually, i think it's five.

where's the 5th?

oh...right...

tell her i wish she was a space hooker!

(waggle)

I wish I was a space hooker.

oh, wait. Did I say that out loud?

this too can be yours!

i happen to like cold burritos.

if you use two blankets you can call it a chalupa

...just ask guid

hahahahahaha. nice.

a chalupa is a boat. illegals try to board them, you know, when trying to cross the border...

chalupa stowaways?

oh nose.

si, cabron.

stowaway dust mites

i recommend moth balls.