He didn't like the casserole, and he didn't like my cake

He said my biscuits were too hard....not like his mother used to make!

I didn't perk the coffee right, he didn't like the stew

I didn't mend his socks....the way his mother used to do

I pondered for an answer, I was looking for a clue

Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him....just like his mother used to do!!!