stunned

I am pleased to stun you

I know

MY EARS, THEY BURN

B|

^ that's my surprised face

WE DO LOVE YOU

not to be confused with my blowjob face

B|

LOL

that still hasn't happened in game

am disappointed

OBJECTION

YOU'RE LYING, DAMN IT, AND I CAN PROVE IT.

LOL

JUST AS I POST MY UPDATE

DAMN, YOU'RE GOOD B|

I TOLD YOU.

AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS THE POWER OF EVIDENCE.

or is it the power of ~gay~

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK

that is true.

gayness does make you pee more. :|a

it does

... i'm going to go pee now

brb

HEY. HEY. I HAVE EVIDENCE.

I JUST DIDN'T NEED TO *USE IT*.

I'M *THAT GOOD*.

hey hey hey jas jas jas I DONT HAVE YOU ON AIM GIVE IT RIGHT NOW before i need to pee again

................i was bluffing :<

no i dont

i am unloved and shunned

idgiefais

i dont disappear

i just

BAAAWS

forget about plurk

IT WORKED STILL, DIDN'T IT??

because it involves remembering things

I'M HERE NOW ARENT I

alone forever more

to actually be around when you I'M her. T_T

...DAMNIT, PHONE.

YOU DO did you get my others i sent?

LOL

did!

just wasn't really around to answer. ;3;/

Kristoph and Edgeworth should be bffs until the virus wears off.

YES. 8D

oh man let's have them go hang out

in the cafeteria

with their fancy cups of tea

and ~gay~

fffff, yes. They'd overwhelm the place.

Kristoph would have to be the one to suggest it. Edgeworth doesn't socialize. 8|

Maraich says Kristoph is being too strict :< And he's going to try and get Klavier to talk to him

kristoph won't be swayed, man

it's just a detention XD

ALSO KRISOTPH WILL SO BE LIKE come let us skip to the cafeteria and bond over frilly things

But it's a detention with two bbs ;3;

he should say it EXACTLY like that. That will go over really well.

I KNOW IT WILL, they'll both scream and go OMG SHOES and then they'll hold hands and buy nail polish

yeah, he's just got thememory loss!

nail polish? They'll get MANICURES.

it'll be a real girl's day out.

YESSSSSSS

... i want this to happen now

... can we make a log on this

we totally can. But Kristoph will have to convince him to go. X3

turning it into a business-related exchange would be the most effective. This Edgeworth's even less open to socializing.

well Kristoph can do that

also he totally knows who edgeworth is. preeeetty sure he's done every single piece of research he could on edgeworth. kristoph = being

a creeper

because the most important thing for Edgey to have on the comm is someone who has a grudge against Phoenix and knows

Edgeworth's own deepest, darkest secrets, amirite? 8Db

the creeper, really.

to see this log like burning 8>

does too

to too. :3

Kristoph can convince him~