The Pear Lady
hopes
I am not upsetting to my friends. I do my best to entertain them, but would hate to tick 'em off. 
The Pear Lady
says
I just realize I have an insane wit sometimes. It shows in my plurks, I've seen.
The Pear Lady
says
the answer is a cross between an elephant and a rhinocerous
The Pear Lady
says
"hellifino" (sounded out... "hell-if-i-know")
You are SO annoying!!!
*poke*
As far as I can recall, none of your plurks have been even remotely tick-off-ish to me
The Pear Lady
says
starts randomly swearing atcha 
The Pear Lady
says
Bah, you'll have to try harder than that!