Lmao of course they do it's the metro

spiciest: imagine sitting down to your news writing job to write about potentially deadly weather and being like “I’m gonna fit so many innuendos in this bad boy”

sounds like a fun time

spiciest: I mean yeah, maybe I should have tried to get into journalism!

oh my god

Eddie's writing for the metro

metalheads: that sounds legit actually lmao

all of Britain? such stamina

TwentyEightStabwounds: for two days????

the queues must be nuts

That’s why I could never do that job, I’m forever a grade schooler trapped in an adult body and would see how many innuendos I could slide in before getting caught. Magnificence.

TwentyEightStabwounds: it took me a shameful amount of time to clock that one but now I’m wheezing

accessories: right??? I mean it’s hilarious

and another one

OH or the same one, lol

(coffee hasn't kicked in yet)

DryadGurrl: lmfao I love that the met office called them out on it

lol, yes

just 'um...'

Old Plurk revived because METROS HORNIEST WEATHER REPORTER STRIKES AGAIN

i love them

TwentyEightStabwounds: honestly hilarious weather tweets

oh my god

how do I get that job

metalheads: right?? I wanna get paid to write silly dirty weather tweets