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hy who the FUCK are you

oh that's just some guy

NOT you

arguably only a little guy

only 3 inches wide

he's a smug jug actually

yeah i'd wanna drink out of that for sure

for 225 dollar

just a lil dude!!!!!

hm. how about: no

everyone calling him a little guy will not see the light of heaven

if I chant little guy three times in a mirror, will he appear in my medicine cabinet

he will Not fit, check the fridge