aka when a CR impressions meme meets a Valentine's Day special on an Amazon review hub!
You'll hear about me on yelp
peak touristic attraction!
Aw yes!! You do the best memes 
you really do!!
I didn't want to break the rhythm of the heartfelt post, but I feel like I would be remiss if I didn't leave this hear and ask our dear mod how many times we drove you to wanting to run through a herd of sheep?
When the DM finally snaps at his murderhobos
but 'We don't talk about murder'
Can we talk about murderous arson?
why are you like this 
Because we would never want you to be bored.