"Song for a Blonde"

I'm a blonde, I'm a blonde
And I want to have fun
Live my life like it's just begun
Laugh and play in the midday sun

I'm a blonde.

I'm a blonde, I'm a blonde
And my rent's always paid
My glorious beauty will never fade
The other girls are jealous 'cause I've got it made

I'm a blonde.

I'm a blonde, I'm a blonde
And I do no harm
My beauty is matched only by my charm
I never say anything worse than "darn"

I'm a blonde.

The other girls wish that they could be me
'Cause blonde is what every girl wants to be
Some girls will even pay a fee

To be blonde.

I'm a blonde, I'm a blonde
And I'm so very pretty
And this is my very personal ditty
For those who aren't blonde, I feel only pity

I'm a blonde.

It's catchy!

It sounds like a pop song. But I would be tempted to sing it very sarcastically in the style of Thank God I'm Pretty by Emilie Autumn. It would be good this way.