Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
[medical] Welp. It's surgery day.
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Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I haven't eaten anything since Sunday.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Haven't drank anything since last night.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Arrival time is at 10:45am.
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Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Turns out I'm not the only one of my cousins who had cancer surgery planned this past week.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
A cousin who is 2 years younger and who has 6 goshdamded kids had a cancerous cyst the size of a baseball on his thyroid removed on Friday.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
what the hell
Billie Sue 🌻
7 months ago
Good luck!!! I hope everything goes well!
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Thank you.
IT'S TONI 💀
7 months ago
raises hands to give goku you my power
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
everyone, lend me your energy
Unthwackability
7 months ago
Spirit bomb the shit out of that cancer
good luck!! solidarity
Curdy&Comfy
7 months ago
GOOD LUCK!!! It's gonna be ok!!
Bret 🍊
7 months ago
My energy is heading your way!!
twaaaaang♪
7 months ago
you're in my thoughts dude. hope all goes fine.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/7MMD8RR25Uhww1cB1n6QqX.jpg alive
IT'S TONI 💀
7 months ago
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Bret 🍊
7 months ago
very glad to see your survival for eternity
twaaaaang♪
7 months ago
biology is your bitch
adanteallegro
7 months ago
Alive!!!
Unthwackability
7 months ago
Alive! Recover!
Curdy&Comfy
7 months ago
YAAAAY ALIVE!!!
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Well I learned some new things.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
they're letting me go home today because I'm passing gas. that's good news.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
in the slightly less good news category I didn't have colon cancer I had rectal cancer. which is different in which direction it was trying to spread.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
and they are recommending a 6 week chemotherapy or radiation treatment for me.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
but it's not going to be the chemo where you get the IV it's just going to be taking pills if I go that route.
Curdy&Comfy
7 months ago
Ah geez.... did the surgery help at all?
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I mean it helped in that I no longer have a cancerous tumor in my intestine.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
the 6-week course of radiation or chemo is to prevent reoccurrence.
IT'S TONI 💀
7 months ago
gahhh
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I mean, if I left the cancer in my body it would kill me. so, six week of chemo is worth not that.
Bret 🍊
7 months ago
wheeze
Bret 🍊
7 months ago
well i am glad they FIGURED IT OUT and there is still a course of action phew
Curdy&Comfy
7 months ago
Yeah goodness... I am so glad
twaaaaang♪
7 months ago
oof. yeah, glad they figured it out
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I'm not allowed to eat soft foods until I've had a bowel movement.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
They gave me an opioid in the hospital.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
All I'm allowed to eat is jello and clear liquids.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I haven't eaten food since Sunday.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I have a drain in my stomach that leads to a little blub that collects my body's wretched humours.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I hate it.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I hate it so much.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Last night it just started leaking from the incision in my side and it bled through the dressing
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
And so I called the doctor this morning going "hey this happened is this bad"
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
And they tell me "your body is probably doing this because it's trying to expel the plastic tubing in your side."
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I'm just.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Tired.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
And I'm not even hungry anymore? Just living on sugar.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
But I'm tired.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Wishing I could have a single bowel movement, but I don't dare push because I have 11 staples holding my stomach shut beneath my belly button.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I get home nursing visits but not every day, so they came yesterday and then again tomorrow. I have to change my own dressings on days they don't come and last night was. Fun.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I tried sleeping in bed the first night and getting in and out of bed was too painful so I slept in my recliner last night and I just don't sleep well when seated, even as far back as the recliner will go.
Bret 🍊
7 months ago
nnnnn body heal faster for chris pls
Bret 🍊
7 months ago
poop pls appear
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
This morning. I was able to have a bowel movement.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Since then I have eaten: 1/2 cup of unsweetened apple sauce, 1 cup of chicken noodle soup.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I am trapped between the desire to eat more and my body going "hey buddy maybe not."
Bret 🍊
7 months ago
Hurf
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I've had more food. 1.25 cups of rice. 1 cup of miso soup. 3 small pancakes.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
The nurse visited me this afternoon and looked at my bandages and proclaimed them "done correctly" and my wounds were "not visibly infected"
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I might be brave and try a scrambled egg on a slice of toast tomorrow.
Bret 🍊
7 months ago
good progress good progress
twaaaaang♪
7 months ago
have you been able to get better sleep?
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I've been sleeping in my recliner which didn't work out so well the first night but I managed to sleep from about midnight to 7:00 a.m. last night.
twaaaaang♪
7 months ago
that's pretty good!
Curdy&Comfy
7 months ago
I am so sorry this has been such an experience, but you're gonna get through!!! Every day it's gonna be a little better
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
Me: I wish I could just poop again.
Monkey's Paw: [curls one finger]
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
as I was going to bed last night my body is like hey you know what you have now? diarrhea.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
so I went to bed an hour later than I wanted to at midnight and I woke up after only 5 hours having to go again, and took an hour to fall asleep afterwards again and then woke up at like 7:30.
G30FF
7 months ago
I'm sorry you're going through this, and I wish you a speedy recovery!
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
thank you.
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
spent an hour taking a shower because I have to wrap my midsection up in plastic wrap and it's an ordeal and I have to change my dressings right after I have my shower
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/5n7coOytnZIaycGgmPw882.jpg it's me and my spiteful body
Dr. BeardoPuff
7 months ago
I have three laparoscopic incisions two above the belly button and one just beneath, the incision below the belly button, and The Wretched drain tube that comes out of my side.
Curdy&Comfy
7 months ago
woof! That is a Lot. Do you have anyone in the area around to help you around the house?? I can't imagine that has been easy to do with all those incisions.
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