all of them

sdgdfgd

please pardest im fighting for my life you have to say numbers

1, 2, 7, 13, 20

1. the way he is makes even the simplest shit SO FUCKING FUNNY and capitalizing on that incongruity is an artform. like a gd sonnet if you will.

2. I Get It. the dark jewel tones and attraction to wholly unnecessary metal elements to demonstrate the most control and deliberation about your shit is what i would have picked if i were in charge. runner up is how he's just There so much of the time. works really well when he's mengzhu'ing it up, makes him look like a third wheel the rest of the time.

7. i don't understand this question!!!! fictional characters don't annoy me, their flaws are just funny or interesting even if i want to pull meat off of them with my teeth. the most ferret rage inducing is probably the commitment to not discussing anything with anyone until he's solved it or at least cone up with the solution if not implemented it.

but it's hard to be annoyed by this bc its the natural consequence of having NO instinct for relying on other people. his skill at categorizing people and delegating is learned, not innate. the blind spot still exists, the delegating is just tool use.

13 how can i have headcanons when i am so correct naturally. the sensory issues are heavily implied. i added tactile ones bc i already had them laying around. not being superstitious or ig more concerned w the effects of any supernatural force is very funny to me when theres a literal science of supernatural forces. qi is real, luck might be but not for him.

WHO IS SCREAMING??? JFC.

i also have some pretty in depth headcanons about confucian ideals that i think are just math but also inspired by what put me off of eastern philosophy for so long. family is literally not real.

if the emperor can't beat him in a fight or at least at a boardgame what the fuck is the point. why are people submitting tp this horseshit.

20 I'm selfish and essentially self absorbed so i only play characters i have insight into bc i am also lazy. (which is funny here bc dfs would not do this)

anyway im healing my inner child/teen/20s on purpose bc i started life calf coded, socially mystified, morally belonging in The Jungle Book and obsessed with strength and weaponry and violence as a means of self preservation but also bc that shit is really cool, have you ever seen my dream sword, weapons are tight af

being disillusioned and very disappointed made me a trickster coded figure instead but the secret is always that calf coding and fae rules are two sides of the same coin. if people had been normal i would still be starting barbarian movements and gravitating to Old Testament eye for an eye justice. and putting holes in cars w weapons.

i have grudgingly accepted that bloodlust is immoral, and this is Not a way im like dfs. not bc he hasn't, but bc he doesn't have that much in the first place. holding yourself to the kind of moral code that makes that call,though...

i haven't decided yet if he unlearned spite on purpose or if it's something innate. but he's never even thought about eating anybody and that should probably be aspirational to me. I'd have eaten the di patriarch for fuckin SURE.

sadly i would not have eaten jlq, so not being susceptible to affection or people pleasing is definitely also aspirational. he gets like a C+ for his handling of that, i would probably only have divorced jlq like a year ago at best. D-

then again i might have reflexively blinked to the opposite side of the moon at the first sign of interest, i think that's my nat 20 social roll effect.

upon realizing this is all written in a way that is pretty much only accessible to laura, i discovered another similarity.

19 FOR YOU TOO

to all of that

7. sounds so familiar, weird, i just can't place it

wonderfulnonsense: ME NEITHER! its almost like a blind spot

don't put dean winchester in here he doesn't deserve that

he never ate anyone either

Spicypillow: good question! good bye 👋

im getting to rp basically everything on my agenda!

I LOVE THAT FOR U

no i take that back, he needs some normal friends

not troubled horses. people with legit good vibes that would be completely alien to him.

he has Alberto (he was not consulted about this) but he's like a quarter of a troubled horse, defs not normal anyway

RIP TO THAT..........GANBATTE

YEAH THINKIN THAT ISNT AKECHUMS SO MUCH

oh well, he can come on down to the price is right anyway