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My Knee
5 months ago
"Nobody brought the lighter fluid for the baby." -
Ottergirl
just now
latest #23
My Knee
5 months ago
No I will not be providing context
why i otter
5 months ago
LMAO not even sure where to start explaining to be honest
WingsOfCover
5 months ago
Context is for the weak
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tits mcgee
5 months ago
I posit that the baby in question is a barbecue
My Knee
5 months ago
LuceButNotLiterally
: no, it was an actual baby
tits mcgee
5 months ago
…well now I’m just perturbed
why i otter
5 months ago
I mean
why i otter
5 months ago
we presume it was an actual baby
why i otter
5 months ago
but we don't actually know bc it never showed up
My Knee
5 months ago
Lot of balloon arch effort for a fake baby
why i otter
5 months ago
yet after 5 HOURS no baby shower actually occurred
why i otter
5 months ago
I submit there is no baby but some kind of baby shower vortex from which no one can escape
why i otter
5 months ago
they have to keep blowing up balloons for eternity
why i otter
5 months ago
it's their purgatory
My Knee
5 months ago
That would explain why they seemed to always be blowing up the balloons
why i otter
5 months ago
and that's not even getting into the guy we literally saw kissing trees
why i otter
5 months ago
not one tree
why i otter
5 months ago
THREE TREES
why i otter
5 months ago
pretty sure we brushed up against some kind of horror movie universe
My Knee
5 months ago
GG S. Pumpkins
5 months ago
𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗!
5 months ago
Sometimes you take
edibles
to a picnic, iykwim.
My Knee
5 months ago
we risked encountering an irl treegate scenario
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