we were just chilling while i played necromerger and enjoyed it not being 86 degrees and i heard toenails and bc my guard was finaly lowered i was like oh dogs are being walked i'll say hi

but the dogs were walking themselves and they did not see Us

so i climbed up on a large decoratie boulder and hazed them as the psa says to do

and i just feel like that is probably how coyote creepypastas are born bc from their pov its like

chillin.....chillin.....chillin WHOA TALL THING GROWLS AT US

so i'm glad they were suitably put off by that bc step two of my personal hazing plan is an airhorn and that's like. the mutually assured destruction of the canine hazing world bc while the coyotes would for sure not like that the shrimp would like it least of all and probably never calm down again

Eek!