#shadowhunters
#FantasticBeasts
Crack idea (inspired by Inidious):
Newt: I think I'm being courted by a Dark Lord.
Magnus: Neat! You can seduce him to your advantage.
-Five months later-
Newt: I am now actively being pursued by said Dark Lord. Please hide me.
Magnus: ...I am a terrible influence
Newt knew, on a theoretical level, that he was attractive to some people. It was only logical, after all.
He didn't have the faintest clue how Gellert Grindelwald was one of those people.