like aside from all the performances and whatever i love that like. bc the parade of nations is on the river they have to get everyone in boats right

but they can't just do one boat per country bc that would be too many fucking boats

so they keep rolling these boats by of like. HUGE COUNTRIES WITH 300+ ATHLETES and then having one dude in the middle with his one flag and im cryin

the last boat was canada, chile, and china, with like ONE DUDE from the central african republic just. right in the middle. god help me

sorry to be a scrub but i love the olympics. i know it's full of problems but fuck it's just so full of pure joy

also they put a tiny piece of the eiffel tower in every medal??? what the fuck france

also shoutout to this man doing fucking ballet in sneakers on a rooftop like good fucking luck dude

ok the transition of les mis to heavy metal is. good actually

THE METAL BAND

THE METAL BAND HLKSDFUGSD

also ok the dancers on the poles looking like they're "falling" in love.... adorable

also the gay shit with these library people. very good

They just cut away to start fucking I love it

"get out we are fucking"

wow never heard of Eswatini but their flag slaps ass

OH THEY WERE SWAZILAND. OKAY. THAT'S WHY

I love the olympics and tbh living for France out here like "threesomes are in" during their opening ceremony

heterosexuality who? don't know him

honestly fucking go for it france. make it happen. you saw your fucking opportunity

im glad they weren't suckers about the "city of love" part like YEAH. THESE PEOPLE'S GENDERS ARE ??? BUT THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT. THEY'RE ALL ABOUT TO FUCK

honestly those people's genders being ??? was also great. gender norms WHO?

honestly like. fuck gender. no gendered shit on these people. good fucking luck

an order of left fucking none gender

AND IT'S CORRECT

lmao the italians and jamacians shaking the whole boat. good. take over israel at the front there we don't need them

We had it on at work and I was wondering if there was one boat per country or what they were doing

I also love the Olympics

im sorry is that the last supper made of drag queens

(i know it's not, it's a fashion week thing, but like. IT SURE DID LOOK LIKE THE LAST SUPPER MADE OF DRAG QUEENS)

in my heart it was

LMAO GOD IT'S LADY FEEL ME TONIGHT IM THINKING OF THAT FUCKIN ANIMATION

HAHAHA

super ☆ business ☆ dancing ☆ night

THANK YOU

always

so reading twitter, conservatives are mad that something even looked like the drag queen last supper so i'm taking it 1000%

omg celine dion is actually performing im gonna cry, she's been fighting so hard to be able to sing again im SO

Omg good for her!!!

Me in a puddle of my own tears still over the inclusion of the 100 y/o French Olympian included in the cauldron lighting

AND THEN CELINE DION AAHHH

YEAH IM FUCKIN. CRIES