(related: epaulette sharks are adorable and if you haven't heard of them do yourself a favor and go look them up RIGHT NOW)

(just cute little waddlers)

but librul social media is biased against conservatives

At least (according to Youtube) it's showing up because of my location, which. I mean yeah it's Arizona, but we told him to get fucked this past election so I don't really think that's as much a requirement as "they paid us to run it for people here"

Also apparently you can't ignore or tell them the ad doesn't interest you, so this is going to be a fun election season

sometimes you just want to watch shark with feets and not think about politics!!!!

sponsored videos can attack at any time... like... sharks...

fontech: wait you may be on to something there

if only they were as rare as shark attacks

See, this is why I watch a huge variety of things because the algorithm gets utterly confused.

semi-related on adorable shark grounds, cuddle-obsessed sharks are always cute Diver Befriends A "Relentless" Nurse Shark | The Dod...

poor sharks. it's not their fault that their main tool for interacting with things is sharp

Guy And Wild Shark Have Been Best Friends For Decade...Including the ones that could absolutely, 100% turbomurder a person. Especially those ones.

like you should be careful around all sharks but tiger sharks are ones you should be ESPECIALLY cautious around

There's no way on god's green earth that I'm getting in the water with a tiger shark.

Tigers are the shark that tops the statistics for taking a test bite out of humans. And they're big enough to make a single bite a real issue.

I once joked that shark bite emergency triage is slapping a tourniquet wherever possible and praying.

It's not something to risk, but if you know what you're doing and take precautions you can have relationship.

Tiger sharks are also one of the very few species to have confirmed maneater incidents, which is. Another serious risk.

We're not their ideal prey obviously, otherwise there'd be way more attacks, but

it's a non-zero chance they'll decide "well I already got this far..."

why does it have to be a Dodo video. they're pretty sketchy

It's just the first one that popped up when I looked for Emma

I know there's other vids on her

emma angling to be the first domesticated shark

Bugly42: that is the triage!

toss in a 14 and a 16 or an I&O if have to, but get fluid going. call the trauma team. never stop praying