Nox
2024-08-08T05:29:05.000Z
(related: epaulette sharks are adorable and if you haven't heard of them do yourself a favor and go look them up RIGHT NOW)
Nox
2024-08-08T05:29:22.000Z
(just cute little waddlers)
Hyatt
2024-08-08T05:35:44.000Z
but librul social media is biased against conservatives
Nox
2024-08-08T05:43:02.000Z
At least (according to Youtube) it's showing up because of my location, which. I mean yeah it's Arizona, but we told him to get fucked this past election so I don't really think that's as much a requirement as "they paid us to run it for people here"
Nox
2024-08-08T05:43:24.000Z
Also apparently you can't ignore or tell them the ad doesn't interest you, so this is going to be a fun election season
sometimes you just want to watch shark with feets and not think about politics!!!!
sponsored videos can attack at any time... like... sharks...
fontech: wait you may be on to something there
Nox
2024-08-08T06:10:16.000Z
if only they were as rare as shark attacks
See, this is why I watch a huge variety of things because the algorithm gets utterly confused.
Hyatt
2024-08-08T06:22:55.000Z
poor sharks. it's not their fault that their main tool for interacting with things is sharp
Nox
2024-08-08T06:24:10.000Z
like you should be careful around all sharks but tiger sharks are ones you should be ESPECIALLY cautious around
There's no way on god's green earth that I'm getting in the water with a tiger shark.
Tigers are the shark that tops the statistics for taking a test bite out of humans. And they're big enough to make a single bite a real issue.
I once joked that shark bite emergency triage is slapping a tourniquet wherever possible and praying.
It's not something to risk, but if you know what you're doing and take precautions you can have relationship.
Nox
2024-08-08T06:37:17.000Z
Tiger sharks are also one of the very few species to have confirmed maneater incidents, which is. Another serious risk.
Nox
2024-08-08T06:37:31.000Z
We're not their ideal prey obviously, otherwise there'd be way more attacks, but
Nox
2024-08-08T06:37:43.000Z
it's a non-zero chance they'll decide "well I already got this far..."
Hyatt
2024-08-08T06:37:50.000Z
why does it have to be a Dodo video. they're pretty sketchy
Nox
2024-08-08T06:38:04.000Z
It's just the first one that popped up when I looked for Emma
Nox
2024-08-08T06:38:12.000Z
I know there's other vids on her
Hyatt
2024-08-08T06:38:47.000Z
emma angling to be the first domesticated shark
toss in a 14 and a 16 or an I&O if have to, but get fluid going. call the trauma team. never stop praying