[persona 5 royal] back at it again at "we're in august now"
and for tonight's fun time: the strength arcana is visiting the aquarium. surely they will not yell at the one (1) fish available
"this place simulates the ocean indoors" um no actually, because it is all one fish
wow the aquarium date was hands down the most normal thing that's ever happened with those two
KICKS DOWN THE DOOR im here
LMFAO WELCOME, TAKE A SEAT
im here for wet ferret commentary
and you shall receive PLENTY
first though we must attend to our other idiot man: yusuke
(it's emperor rank 7)
Yusuke like "I need someone to make sure I am not being scammed" and I am just nodding solemnly
Things me and my bestie have done for each other before
Sometimes you need someone to look at you and go "Absolutely not."
lmao
GODDD THIS MAN OUT HERE LIKE "I want to advertise that you are a sad boy born in a wet cardboard box 
"
"
yusuke you're allowed to make money off your art. please, boy
Tbf I also would have been insulted by all of that LOL poor Yusuke....
yusuke but art supplies
honestly yeah
HAHJKFLASD
Me, watching Yusuke's social link like: hahahaha.... I don't relate to this at all hahahaha hides all my music that I am afraid to publish for this very reason under the bed
ASFA BABE
i love when people are talking about the phantom thieves right in front of ren and he's basically just standing there t-posing
NO NO OHYA WE ARE NOT FAKE DATING OHYA NO
OHYA NO
GIRL BACK OFF
sorry GROWN ASS ADULT BACK OFF
God bless Ren out here like "is he bothering you queen?"
but also why is this game determined to have you date older women
why is she able to be romanced. im just. im so
her and the teacher are the most egregious to me
like. nothing wrong with dating older mind you. but like. full ass adults with a minor. Good Lord, Atlus
like all are inappropriate, doctor's on very thin ice by being my kind of goth hot and fortune girl at least LOOKS more appropriate but
If Lala weren't inside, she'd protect us from this devil
If he were 18 it would at least be SLIGHTLY more tolerable than whatever the fuck is happening here
Lala would save us
I believe this with all my heart
at least let him graduate
so its not like this is my boyfriend, the hiGH scHOOLer
and yeah I have to fight with myself to remember the doc is inappropriate lmaooo please I want her to kiss me, BUT. NOT JOKER...
fun fact: if you date futaba despite being in the same age bracket it kinda makes you feel like the predator instead 
MMMMM CONCERN.JPG
All of us shaking hands like "Atlus why are you so Weird about High Schoolers"
WHAT
yeah no Futaba is my little sister
(not really, like. not literally. but i kept going I REGRET MY CHOICES)
BUT. SHE'S YOUR AGE............... WHY
she is too baby in the ways of the world it feels weird
it's because she has little to no life experience right
all of this is convincing me this is why the narrative wants you to date makoto or ann. bc otherwise the options just. DON'T make ense
yup there it is
sense*
that said, if you were to combine Futaba and Takemi... chefs kiss, ideal
MDKFJSKDKDND LMFAO
yeah give futaba a few years and more life experience
like honestly? futaba in strikers, way more dateable
also do they seriously infantalize futaba, the girl with the mental illness
like should i be surprised? no. am i still disappointed? always
mental illness makes you baby core
i dont think its entirely fair to say infantalize, like... idk i think the depiction is REASONABLY realistic, she grows over time
but also still too little sister
vanessa and i sitting here, one of us autistic and one with adhd: screaming
FAIR
like i'd be all for the interaction if they weren't dates
The narrative REALLY wants you to date Makoto lmao
it really does
i mean i def dated her the first time and literally no other felt as good
no shade against ann, love her
Akechi is just...your boyfriend, though????? you date,
ITS TRUE
hes your wife by the end of the game, no matter who you date
it honestly is a crime to me that you can't date ryuji or yusuke
sits alone and sad in the corner of "i would rather set myself on fire than date that guy"
LMAO
who have like just as strong emotional social links as the girls???
i love how much you hate him
BRUH I HATE HIM SO MUCH-
anyway it's fine i know how to solve this problem: phantom thieves polycule. thanks
I wouldn't date him, but joker would, and does
Atlus loves writing good, strong friendships and somehow thinks good romantic storylines don't need that
me: yay, mey!akechi thread
also me: god i want to drown him in a toilet
also me: god i want to drown him in a toilet
LMAO
and that's how they keep accidentally writing intense gay
HAHAHJSKLFS;A
that's how the ferret got wet
listen. akai. you are me most of the time in like MOST fandoms
and i understand you so much
the duality ASDFASDASAA
clasps your hands
the difference is cad and casey are way nicer than i am
this has been me in dragon age fandom as everything has surged for veilgard
talking about how much i want to crack solas over my knee
CLASPS YOUR HANDS, DOUBLE AND HARDER
hands
ew that guy sucks
that word
HANDLES
claps your handles
ASDFASASDASF
SCREAMS
handles clasped, for support
lest my rage knock me over
clit mcelroy
HAHJLFKAS same
STOP
IM ABOUT TO GO DO A NICE HANGOUT WITH MISHIMA AND IM BEING BULLIED
little teapot style. short and stout and all that
i hate an egg and a wet ferret
you have become mishima
that's why you're being bullied, you're hanging with Mishima
FUCKA YOU
i LOVE him. he's STUPID
Eggs, wet ferrets... what will the world inflict next
i love YOU
I LOVE YOU ALSO
mishima's taking me out to dinner....
oh my god Mishima is taking us out on a date
every. single. fuckin boy. in ren's life. wants to date him so BAD
Ren, going on so many dates with all his friends: I just love being involved : )
Alex is just SCREAMING over Mishima
date everyone
which is a thing you can also do
FUCKIN. MISHIMA. 'steak's perfect for tough guys like us!" IM JUST
ROLLS UNDER THE COUCH
YOU ARE A MARSHMALLOW
Mishima is the kind of guy that Alex would mistake as a crush before she knew she was a lesbian
he's got little guy disease
stop why does he say "blow your socks off"
LMAO
this boy is going to destroy himself he is working himself to the BONE for NO RECOGNITION
oh god im here to do makoto's rank 6 and i forgot we were fake dating HER too
OH GOD EIKO THAT'S AN ADULT MAN
SURE IS
eugh. god. eiko that's an adult man. why
makoto like "am i just being paranoid 
" and we're just
" and we're just
NO, MAKOTO, THAT IS AN ADULT MAN
now we're doing fortune rank 6 and vanessa's having war flashbacks
oh god she's stuck in a pyramid scheme
ren please my downline
HAHJKLFS
listen. listen girl. just let me kill that guy. it's fine
MY DOWNLINE LMAAAAO
yeah I am having war flashbacks to the psychic church my mom used to take me to
Anyway I am Not enjoying how I have so much real life experience for the things happening in this game
how much was your magic crystal
depends on the crystal and the shop, but we're looking at 100+ dollars
unreasonably priced salt lick
deeply unreasonably priced salt lick
alright, emperor rank 8, where we're having a coffee date with ryuji and ann for... something
YUSUKE OH MY GOD
"but now i am aware of her (ann's) true personality... i am not sure i could paint her beautifully..." YUSUKE
Ann was just murdered right on front of us
thank god ann and ryuji back me up when i say savage shit
wow ryuji's giving actual good advice. what the fuck happened
I think there should have been a second rank up in that one between Ann, Ryuji and Ren that just says "and we were all confused.... together."
and now we go back into the ohya mines
thank god Lala is here to chaperone. if it weren't for her, we would be dead
OH WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AKECHI ASJHKLFAS
WET FERRET DISCUSSION
GOD BLESS LALA
thank you lala for making ohya talk about herself
Lala is really such a softy
HEHE
A side effect of playing a persona game is that Alex gets to hear all my real-life tarot commentary
I can go on and on about various aspects of the cards and how they all interplay into the different storylines, heehee
I just ranted about the Devil card for the past like, 10 minutes LOL
its true it makes everything better <3
oh god we're doing the final big bang challenge and. we are going to die
hey Meyggy come back we're doing justice rank 5
clears out the other four text messages in my phone from other people, AKECHI TIME
IM HERE
KICKS DOWN THE DOOR
i just saw art
of this rank earlier today
oh we're going to the ARCADE
that made me cry laughing
TAKE MY BOY TO THE ARCADE
every single level with akechi is a different date
YEP
oh i see akechi. you want to see if i can shoot. hmmmmm
lmao akechi just "heehee i don't play these " and then just obliterates you from orbit
" and then just obliterates you from orbit
i dont want to be really gay abt akechi in this plurk, but it makes my heart die that akechis social link is the only social link where ren isn't solving someone elses problem, its just akechi wants to hang out with u
YES
AFDASSAFASF
HES SUCH A LOSER
ARE YOU USED TO GUNPLAY? REN?
HEHEH
HEHEH
Akechi is there anything you AREN'T good at? Except you know, being normal?
no that's the ferret behavior
Akechi: this can be business and pleasure. A fun date as I figure out how to kill you! Haha 
romantic 
jesus christ this is the first time akechi has said something that hit me in the kokoro
"While another may simply do as others desire of them, seeking to be recognized and gratified as a hero." AKECHI. AKECHI I THINK U NEED TO LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE
YES ;;
SCREAM
as usual i am acutely aware that there is so, so much wrong with him
See, it seems like the problem you are helping him solve in this one is: actually engaging with a different perspective on things that matter intensely to him, but on his own terms in a relatively safer environment than whatever the fuck they got him doing in Detective Prince land
hes fine 
they have treated this child like he was a 30 year old since he was 14, huh
Akechi, the only way you could have done better in that shooting game is if you had shot someone live in the arcade itself
LMAO jesus christ
just needs to keep doing better, every time
AKECHI, NO,
wet ferrets need to relax and get stuck on toilet paper tubes!!!! it is Essential
someone give him a tube to hide in
exactly
Also I continue to adore Lala, she is EVERYTHING
LMAO GIVE AKECHI A LITTLE PAPER TOWEL TUBE
lmao me saving so i could go to yusuke with the jazz club and then reloading so i could go do the thing the guide wanted for tonight (another strength hangout)
god good luck with that
it was CUTE,
but now we're at the skytree with the girls and they're saying weird shit as always
oh twin on twin violence
alriiiight, priestess rank 7!
we have almost run out the Futaba Timer LMAO
OMG shes almost done with her coma
LIKE FOUR MORE DAYS
meanwhile makoto is telling me about how her dad died and vanessa just solumnly says "it's okay makoto... you're spiderman in another universe"
god hifumi is so cute....
ALRIGHT EMPEROR RANK 9
LMAO
damn yusuke we gonna kiss in mementos?
The M in Mementos is for Makeout
YUSUKE WILL NOW DIE FOR YOU
god it's like 3 days before the deadline. just. futaba your HACKERS
FUTABA WAKE UP
meanwhile tho. mishima's rank 5 <3 <3 <3
mishima im not gonna let anyone hurt you i will kill anyone who tries
MISHIMA STOP VOLUNTEERING TO PUT YOURSELF IN THE LINE OF FIRE
"you can sense mishima's desperation" sTOP
HEY WHO ARE THESE CUNTS. ARE THESE BITCHES BOTHERING YOU KING
jesus mishima you're going to get yourself killed
LMAO
yes
NO, SOBS
meanwhile time for makoto's rank 8 with. eiko's shitty ass boyfriend
eiko for gods sake
okayyy devil rank 6.... ohya please
ohya STOP
ohya more like ohno
/low hanging fruit joke
HAHJKLFAS
LMAO
akai walks in and out of here
just drops the best jokes ever
akai is right
and leaves
meanwhile im just busting through social links, time to do yusuke's rank 10!!!
OH SHIIIIT HE WON
HE DID IT
EVOLUTION TIME
his rays of hope.... SOBS
bro what the FUCK is that
god. yusuke. i love you ya freak
now we have to go let ohya cry on our shoulder a little more
LMAO
it seems like most of these social links are gonna require me to go into mementos at some point so i assume we're just stacking devil real hard until we hit hers, since this is rank 7
cuz right after this we start hitting hanged man like nuts and i assume it's the Same Problem LMAO
uhhh this chief fucking did that shit
i mean
if this game teaches you anything
yeah thats most guides' goals, since mementos takes an afternoon, you get a bunch stacked and do 'em all at once to avoid delaying further or wasting days
its all adults are evil
ITS TRUE
besides coffee dad
are we evil adults too......
i mean
kind of
just in a different way
torturing fictional teens instead of real ones
we're better because we're gay
see all these evil adults have one thing in common: not gay
LMAO
meanwhile we are all lala threatening to fucking deck that guy for calling her a bitch BJKHGDGA
meanwhile it is LITERALLY the day before medjed's bullshit and futaba is still ????
she lives to make you sweat
IWAI TIME!!!!
This man is so handsome and it is killing me
hanged man rank 3 more like vanessa is so happy but MISHIMA TEXTED ME AND I MISS HIM
LMAAAO
BUT NO. MR YAKUZA HERE. MAKING ME DO REAL CRIMES
MY HANDSOME YAKUZA MAAAAN
I always have a soft spot for yakuza
i love iwai a lot
GOD IWAI HAS A SON
ATLUS CANNOT RESIST IT
THEY MAKE GRUFF MAN AND GO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS GUY NEEDS? A CHILD
atlus: what if he had a kid AND he adopted the protagonist for a year, what if-
just gotta put more children in there we don't have enough children to be aggressively fathered by these gruff men
Atlus voice: we've got... a gruff man
Altus game fans: yeah...?
Atlus: And he's a prick
Fans: yeah...!
Atlus: but guess what?
Fans: 👀
Atlus: HE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR HIS KIIIIID
Fans: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Altus game fans: yeah...?
Atlus: And he's a prick
Fans: yeah...!
Atlus: but guess what?
Fans: 👀
Atlus: HE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR HIS KIIIIID
Fans: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
its true we always fucking love it
wheres our gruff old ladies, atlus
why the ladies always gotta be young depressed hotties
goddd yes we need that
I need me a grandma who knows how to kill someone with a knitting needle
ff14 did that with reaper quest and it was the best thing they've ever done
its true kawakami got so close and then it got Worse
give me that GILF with a murder scythe and a demon, please and thank you
ok futaba it's fucking august 21st we KIND OF NEED YOU
im sure its fine
sojiro is... such a good guy im cryin
HE JUST. HE SEES A NEEDY KID AND JUST. IM A DAD NOW. SEVENTEEN TIMES OVER
Oh my god I want the MURDER GILF
Sojiro LOVED Wakaba. In whatever way he did, it was strong
GOD ;;
He really did
Meyggy: grabs your hands mey we'll get you there one day, shes so goddamn cool
FUTABA JUST WALKING INTO THE CAFE IM CRYING
LMAO
She’s fine now
SOJIROS CRYINGGGGGG
IM DEAD NOW
That palace clear was like when people take ketamine to cure their severe depression
GODDDD SOJIROOOOO
JAHASVJSVSHSVS VANESSA IM
SCREAMING
This is why Alex wants me around for these things- it's my quips
oh i see futaba is just taking me into her hacker bedroom now to just eliminate medjed in like 20 flat minutes
futaba: its ok sojiro i took new meds
sojiro: new meds?
futaba: yeah uhhhhh themia
sojiro: new meds?
futaba: yeah uhhhhh themia
HAHAJKLFAS
I think you mean crepes
i was about to say tbh
: )
MORGANA SHUT UP LET HER COOK
LET HER COOK, MORGANA
GOD WE JUST. CLEAN HER ENTIRE ROOM WHILE SHE'S DOING IT
LMFAO THEY CLEANED HER ROOM
Futaba blasting 100 Gecs while we clean her room
girl are you on fucking cocaine
oh she died again
she is definitely on cocaine
i mean look as someone on stimulant meds: me too bitch
but also
it's the minecraft strain of cocaine
its the Hatsune Miku strain
GOD YOU'RE RIGHT
sojiro, to ren: did you just get the fuck up? don't slack because it's your BREAK
sojiro, to futaba who walked in at 2 pm: oh hey babygirl you just wake up?? that's so great
sojiro, to futaba who walked in at 2 pm: oh hey babygirl you just wake up?? that's so great
heaven forbid a woman do anything
HJSKLFAS
oh hey it's big bald bastard
OH. HE'S A FACIST. GOT IT
BBB back in the house being a FFF (Fucking Fascist Freak)
LMAO
GIRL YOU MADE MEDJED?
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA
WOW. MEN TAKING A WOMAN'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS
LKSLD;FJGS AKECHI OH MY GOD
walking up to sae just "Stress is the enemy of beauty, you know" JUST
WALKING IN AND STARTING SHIT FROM THE FIRST SECOND
HAHHAHH
hes like hey bestie
akechi if you are gonna show up and do this shit you need to bring her a little drinkie
otherwise it's a hate crime
gay on gay violence
akechi what the god fuck do you know
everything
he has to know about the metaverse because he could hear morgana. he has to have been there
who knows uwu
maybe morgana could be wrong abt some stuff uwu
HE COULD HEAR MORGANA HE HAS TO BE FUCKING. HE HAS TO HAVE SOME FUCKING METAVERSE CONNECTION
JOKER STEAL HSI PHONE CHALLENGE
Listen, the longer this goes on the more I Suspect
I think he knows who is behind the psychotic breakdown incidents, and he may have had a hand in them happening
oh my god futaba uses emojis im going to cry
ADORABLE EMOJIS
Just send ascii emotes into the chat and she will feel right at home
OHYA TIME
SHES BACK
Once again: love Lala always looking out for us
lmao love seeing people like "there's nothing i can do"
and then ren just goes quiet for a few seconds before he says "SO WHAT'S THEIR NAME QUEEN"
lmfao the least subtle motherfucker
literally no wonder everyone at rank 10 knows you're a fucking phantom thief
i wish someone just once would be like "do you have a death note or a hitman on speed dial"
NDKDNRKFKRKFKRKFKRJRJD
confidant: so and so is ruining my life
protag: name please
so and so: gets a calling card IMMEDIATELY
confidant: ......son of a
protag: name please
so and so: gets a calling card IMMEDIATELY
confidant: ......son of a
LITERALLY LIKE
the least you could do is anonymously post it to the phan site, ren
The only person that hasn't happened to is Sun Grandpa, but he got us anyway
he should have business cards like "hey this site exists and it works for soooo many people maybe try... that...."
yusuke's playing with the power rangers in futaba's room....
AND YEAH HONESTLY
JUST LIKE. SLIGHTLY MORE SUBTLE
hes 16/17
there is no subtle at that age
HSJKFLAS
meanwhile watching makoto crash and burn trying to talk to futaba is. killing me
KSKFJEJDJENFJDJENF
Futaba and Yusuke are going to kill each other
oh god and now yusuke touched her figurines. help
listen. if someone had walked in and rearranged all the parts in my figurine case i would be on the news
i can picture that
so clearly
she would
Especially with the Godoka in there
ESPECIALLY WITH HER SHE'S SO FRAGILE
If I touch that wrong, she'll divorce me
AND I COULD NEVER REPLACE HER... NOT ONLY WAS SHE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS SHE'S OUT OF PRINT NOW
god futaba has adhd. or is autistic. or both. i love her so much
both
LMAO
i love you dont correct vanessa
you are like "yes thats right"
some things in display cases exist to cause a murder
its true though
I know my place in this house's hierarchy
especially with the model kits i've assembled...
i have a shelf of altairs and that is 1000% like 2-3k sitting there
how do you keep
cats away
enclosed cases darling
mey when i say display case i mean literally a fully fucking sealed display case
YEAH THAT
this shit dont go on SHeLVES
that makes sense
LMAO
I WAS GONNA SAY
i have my like
the only stuff i have on shelves are floating and like way off the ground LMAO
10 dollar blind box figs up
knowing they'll probably get dropped
LMAO
those rat bastards ain't gettin in
i have a cat with pica who eats plastic can you imagine
omg zelos smooches
i have a thing for redheads
(luke and asch and the rest of the altairs are in the other cabinet)
unstoppable and untouchable
lmfao you're utilizing the space much better than me, i have so many that need to get into my cabinet...
i have it organized by type, the girlies are at the top
middle shelf are the big heavy bitches that fit nowhere else
god i need to get the cad statue 
(where would i put him)
and then under that is cheaper/smaller figs, down to my minis and then the funkos on the bottom
DUDE I WANT YASHA SO BAD
i would fuckin put molly somewhere else ajdnfh
i wanna sell molly lmfao i dont even know why i bought him
I DIDNT EVEN LIKE MOLLY THAT MUCH I JUST
critrole statue. new
and then assorted small figs on the sides uvu
then they made people i actually wanted and i wanna flip a table
THE JOURNEYS
SCREA,
anyway. yeah. no id be on the news.
YES!!!!
those are actually vanessas HAJDHFB
MOST of the stuff here is mine but those are hers
I LOVE THEM 
you are married
it belongs to both of you now
if i got married id have a prenup for the nerd shit
theres so much
no you cant have my lego tallneck
in the divorce
LMAAAAO
(we're trauma bonded for real tho)
LMFAO yes, they are both of ours for now, but if we ever did get divorced, I would take them absolutely
damn right you would
im like 90% certain i gave her the first one
as is your right
idk if you can still buy them but they're pop up parade figs!
ok now im checking my bank account to see if i can impulse buy a $350 figurine
HAHJAKLFAS
ty!! i will look!
i was gonna say the journey ones were like, $30-45 bucks each? not big spensy
thank god for the pop up parade series being so detailed and yet not a fuckbillion dollars
yeah im looking at cad now 
OH ACTUALLY WHAT'S ALSO FUNNY. IS THAT
they obvs used an old model of some kind for the traveler's legs
hang on let me get it down
secret anime girl ass
LMAO
it fuckin kills me i just crylaugh at it
lmfaoooo
anyway as expected. im in love with futaba. more on this tomorrow
searches for the traveler
site: you want the pop-up parade of akechi?
site: you want the pop-up parade of akechi?
HAHAJKFLSHAJKGFS
as a matter of fact
oh don't even get me started on the figs im gonna want when im done with this game. i will hate my life
lmfao there are some cute ones
but akai if you get it you can take his head off with a chainsaw
ive come so close to buying the joker nendo multiple times
HAHAHAHA
would i want to spend like $50 to do that tho
AKECHI
alternatively:
me searching for traveler
site: you mean the genshin one
not that guy either!!!
me searching for traveler
site: you mean the genshin one
not that guy either!!!
LMAO
HAHJKLAFS
there's a waitlist for cad and traveler is out of stock everywhere. the world will not let me spend an unreasonable amount of money tonight 
riiiip im so sorry
okay now that you know futaba was the original medjed, isn't alibaba such a good hacker name for her
YES VERY MUCH
Alex yelling on Twitter about Mishima
she got it baaaaad
LISTEN. LISTEN. HE SUCKS SO BAD. WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE CARE--
HE SUCKS
SO TERRIBLY
Also Alex and I were playing around with the idea of what our icons in the group attack would be in P5 if we were characters in it, and she was like "oh a cutesy peace sign kind of thing for me" meanwhile I was over here like "I'd be JOOOOOOOHN CEEEEENAAAAAAAA!!!" BUM BA BUM BUM!!!
oh no that's cute lmao
either a cute peace sign pose or it would be like. one of those maniacal looks where the glasses are totally shined out with the mouth open
one of those full ojousama looks
returns to this, haha futaba is experiencing Friendship and she's mad about it
LMAO
god hifumi is so cute. we're only on rank 4 but she's SO cute
meanwhile having futaba help out in the cafe more like can i spinkick this customer, sojiro
LOL God bless Futaba being absolutely crazy
hifumi is great
I think so far our strongest potential dates are: Makoto and Hifumi
Hifumi is SO cute, and being able to change teammates out in battle is killer
YEAH FOR REAL
FOR REAL!?
hajhklasdASKJHDFA
that is a super useful ability tho its so good in boss fights if you dont know the element lmao
it really is
also omg the fucking. cutaways to the rumors and stuff in the town. since the medjed thing people are so over akechi and it's like WOW
how fickle y'all can be
oh god it's the swimsuit fitting. they are killing her. they are killing futaba.
futaba is killing her
i mean they are killing her
good lord
why is there no bathroom in this cafe
WHY DOES SOUND ECHO DOWN FROM THERE???
ann and makoto are putting her through girl boot camp
Sojiro is so happy to hear her having friends LOL
hes clumsy but he wants so bad to be a good dad
I will say, Futaba is so brave for wanting to go to the beach LOL
HE WANTS TO BE A GOOD DAD SOOOOO BAD
awww futaba is in the cafe with us AND there's customers around ;v;
god why does she sit like L. i'm so
LMFAO FUTABA CALLING FOR SOJIRO KJSBDLKGSD
its so funny looking at the hair rendering for her tho because it's just.... so off
like. atlus? this... this is wrong. u know this is wrong yeah
her hair is communicating with the mothership
its rising awayyyyyy
Miss Hifumi Mom, stop being a stage mom
meanwhile, star rank 5 more like oh, hifumi has a stage mom. and im going to kickflip her
i smell mementos in ur future
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHA Futaba just "you have fixed my mental illness. I am making this Everyone Else's Problem Now."
WET FERRET SHOWED UP AND SHE RAN
SOBBING
JUST. REN SHIELD, GO
did we. tell akechi we live here
i can't remember
oh no
oh god he didn't know we were here
oh my god
SAE YOU SON OF A BITCH
sae is getting back at him for that last comment about her looks
Oh Akechi, you poor thing... even wetter ferret than usual
HELLO?
WHY. WHY ARE WE HAVING A TRAUMA SESSION IN THE CAFE WITH FUTABA
TRAUMA SESSION. FEATURING FUTABA
akechi: has some people say mean things about him online
also akechi: IM AN ORPHAN BORN IN A WET PAPER BOX
also akechi: IM AN ORPHAN BORN IN A WET PAPER BOX
my god, he's been a wet ferret since birth
no like this is very sad but also WHERE IN GOD'S NAME DID THIS COME FROM
this poor boy has never had friends and it Shows
Futaba voice: what is this new emotion....... pity? I think this is pity.
(futaba voice) oh... men can be more pathetic than inari......... wow
KJBSLDOIGHOSDGS
"many kids your age" says kid who is his age
SOB
look trauma dumping is how akechi assumes people make connections HE DOESNT KNOW he doesnt have friends SOB
"We seem to share some kind of bond." it's called being homosexual, akechi
ASDFASFAF
YES
IM JUST LIKE. HE SERIOUSLY CAME IN HERE WITH REN AND A GIRL HE DIDN'T KNOW. AND WAS LIKE DID YOU KNOW IM A FUCKING ORPHAN?
IM UNWANTED EVERYWHERE I GO : (
Ren: no
Futaba:
I have no idea what is happening here!
Futaba:
I have no idea what is happening here!
CRY
AKECHI DEAR GOD
wow now he's out here like "WE HAVE A BOND, I BELIEVE IN FATE" ohmy god dude
this is so fucking funny. wet ferret is expanding his territory
in another life, Akechi was an astrology gay
100%
WOOOOOOW THESE PEOPLE HAVE TURNED ON AKECHI SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK??
wow people on the street are being real cunts about akechi lately tho like DAMN
NO LOYALTY
fickle ass motherfuckers
futaba has summoned us
YEAH
THEY ARE HUGE ASSHOLES ASDFASDFADFA
OHHHH FUTABA GOT FIREWORKS ALL ON HER OWN
baby boy is having a bad time
OMG THE FIREWORKS
Listen, if you can be easily swayed by like, one news story, how could you call yourself a fan????
omg Futaba is SO HAPPY
holy SHIT
A very enriched nerd
starts crying at how happy futaba is
damn. we are Fambily
YES
alright alright one more time with iwai before beach
great, he said "there's more to my secret than having been in the yakuza" and vanessa gasped and said "you did 9/11?"
scream
omg iwai left because he just. was gifted a baby. and now he was like damn i gotta be a dad, shit
damn. this man had a baby put into his hands and went "shit. I'm a father now."
wait I have a perfect video for this
LMAO
Natural Habitat Shorts (@Natural_habitok) on X
this is Iwai
IT IS
FUTABA WRAPPED HER FACE UP WITH TOILET PAPER IM CRYING
LMFAO Ann being like "HAHA you think I'm hoooooot" to Ryuji is SO funny
yusuke why are you in a hoodie. good lord
yusuke is just an emo at the beach
he'll burn
oh god they're trying to flirt. oh god. why do we have to watch this
OH GOD WE HAVE TO WATCH THEM FAIL
hes sensi
OH GOD IT'S THE GAYS
THE DRAAAAAG QUEEEEENS
OH MY GOOOOOD
THE BATTLE MUSIC SKLJDHGSD
yusuke why did you buy.... lobters
broke: getting girls
woke: getting lobsters
woke: getting lobsters
this man would have starred in the shape of water
JESUS FUCKIGN CRHIST
THE LOBSTURI.....
I LOVE HIM AND HIS LOBSTER
yusuke is the most ace man ive ever seen
he just wants art and lobsters
and his friends to pose nude
which has no other implications, no siree
FUTABA FORMALLY ASKING TO BE IN THE THEIVES ;V;
CRY
yeah girl your mom got mental shutdown'd
THE PHANTOM THIEVES LOVE EACH OTHER
those black suit people definitely work for BBB
ORACLE???? THAT'S SICK
GOD. ORACLE. SICK AS FUCK.
oh here comes the siu director, bitchboy beta
(the other bald guy is bitchboy alpha)
who is the omega
idk yet there's gotta be one more mostly bald guy out there in p5 doing horrible shit
/googles a character to see if they have hair cause i cant remember
,KSJDHGLSKDBLSDG
anyway my prediction for the next bit is: the SIU director and the other asshole are gonna wait until the thieves have sent a calling card, and then go in and kill the shadow so they can blame all the mental shutdowns on the phantom thieves
and everything is gonna go tits up LMAO
yeah this gonna be Bad
HM interesting
we'll see uwu
oh Morgana.......... been saying since the beginning you were a shadow
morgana.... good lord u are sad
AND LMAO MEY UR LITTLE "WE'LL SEE" ILL FIGHT U
UWU
meanwhile the guide has given me a gift and it's MOON RANK 6--
mishima you dumb ass
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALEX
mishima why... do you want me to go after this actor........ mishima...........
what dumb shit are you up to my stupid ass boy
oh mishima going all Moon tarot on us now....
I think we're gonna have to steal his heart, Alex
oh he's finally going fuckall insane
MMMMMMMM
BABY. BABY BOY.
why do i not get to do moon 7 until fucking october im going to kms
LMAO
thats SO LONG
when are you
late aug?
like the last day of august or so
uhhh tonight was the 30th, yeah, and that was the nighttime activity
but it looks to be in the first week of october so. ig it's like a month out. but after the next palace
god. we get one (1) step over the middle of the moon arcana and mishima starts going apeshit. i swear to fucking god. THIS IS NOT THE APESHIT I WANTED BABY BOY
he'll be okay
hes just
having one little episode
mmmm no he's been having an episode since fucking april
sometimes you just gotta go a lil crazy
meanwhile futaba just ate more sushi than god and barfed about it
OH OF COURSE FUTABA IS GONNA TAKE ME TO AKIHABARA
OH MY GOD THEY'RE GOING TO FUCKING SONY BUILDING AREN'T THEY AHJKLGASD
ive fucking been there before. im crying. this does look like it
Took me a bit to make this since I am a lot slower with my laptop and not phone, but here we are 
HAHAHAHAH
HAHJKLGASDSDFG VANESSA
god i can't believe they're in yodobashi. im sobbing. i've BEEN THERE. SHOPPING FOR VIDEO GAMES
oh no futaba :c
ren is absolutely a key item. it's called a friend
ADSFSAF
"wtf is that"
Sae voice: "you were hanging out with some NEET freak weren't ya"
ASDFASFA
FUCK
SAE
its funny bc like. having been to that store we saw futaba crying and i went
"well for starters you're on the wrong fucking floor. they don't put the video games with the washing machines"
also damn ryuji's the only bitch with a mom huh
yeah
ASFDSFDFSDF
UNFORTUNATE
anyway finishing out the month with 3/5 of my stats maxed..... just need a lil more on knowledge and kindness LMAO
oh thank GOD i can hold more personas now jesus christ
YEES
ON TO SEPTEMBER
VIBRATES
wtf we're going to fucking hawaii??
oh i see looking ahead to this month we're not doing many social links bc apparently we are FUCKIN GRIDLOCKED BY PLOT like half the month
YEAH
ITS
A SHORT MONTH
YEAH HAHJFKLDAS im just looking ahead to the guide and it's liek
this is when i know im just along for the fucking ride
GO TO SLEEP
LITERALLY IT'S JUST LIKE. OH OKAY. SHIT'S HAPPENING IG. WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT THAT IS!!!
Alex said that Ryuji was the only one with a mom, I thought through the characters and remembered how sad Akechi was, so I made this 
im going to fucking die
SCREAM
ITS
TOO REAL
im saving this for cr memes
HAHHJFKLAFSD
JSKFNEKDJDKCUEBBC
you are welcome to all of my memes, Mey
I meme for the people
this is why i had to bring her in on this
anyway in the meantime futaba out here like "why not just steal it, makoto" when it comes to sae hsljkfgsd
OH the principal is bald bastard omega. to answer mey's previous question
I WAS THINKING THAT AFTER MY INITIAL ONE FELL THROUGH
FUCK HIM
HE SUCKS ASS
WOW CHIHAYA THAT'S UHHHHH ACTUALLY A CULT
(doing a flag for her, i think she's gonna give me a mementos req)
LMAO ONCE AGAIN REN JUST. WHAT'S HIS NAME QUEEN
chihaya's fate in line with that of the trickster hm :3c i wonder who that is
heehee hoohoo
oh god ferret jumpscare
HEEE
ryuji im going to take your dick off please stop thinking about girls for one second
PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY VOTING FOR AKECHI ON THE PHANSITE IM KSDJHFGSDJ
mishima that better not have been you
HE'S ALLOWED TO DISAGREE, THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM BAD DOFJRJFIRJFKFKRKFKDJF
change the wet ferret's heart
ASFASFAS
mishima the BETRAYAL
LISTEN WE KNOW HE'S BEEN SOOOO PETTY ABOUT AKECHI BEFORE AHJGKLASD
LMAO
YES
ok i gotta stop now bc vanessa has to go to bed but! tomorrow: new strength spend time, the next couple hermit ranks, and JUSTICE RANK 6 :V
SCREAM
IM GONNA DIE ALEX IM EXCITED
oh my god we don't do his rank 7 after that until fucking november
what in gods fucking name
im gonna
eat this guide of yours
(its actually for story reasons its ok)
lmao i went to look in the faq bc there was always a little asterisk by the justice rank ups and 
HEY. HEY AKECHI? WHAT?
thats when you get married
yeah it looks like we do justice 7 and 8 within like 2 days of each other at the start of november so
if you dont get rank 8 by then you break up immediately
YEP
one or the other
HAHJFKLAS
fun fact about futaba
in japanese her original thief name is navi.
i like oracle better though since calling the navigator navi feels a little on the nose. either way, a nerd reference.
HEEHEE "Hey listen!!!!"
THATS SO FUNNY HAJDNFB
you tell it, kid
don't bully him
BULLY HIM HARDER
mean people get no mercy
no quarter for assholes lmao
JSJDBXBF GODDD
akechi is a pleasant orphan boy
leave him ALONE
he's also insane and sad
back at it again today with: the strength girls want to go to the beach, and they aren't normal about it
LORDY makoto that was close kjdhfgsd
So jelly they get to go to Hawaii
how do japanese schools just...... send kids to hawaii. like how do they do this
and also Why
like in p4 it made more sense bc it was like, to a more local hot spring! sure! whatever!
oh god they're letting yusuke into los angeles
oh god they're letting Yusuke loose in LA
morgana is so insecure that futaba is. so much better off than he is
IS WET FERRET IN OUR HOUSE!?!?!!?!?!
DID WE JUST COME HOME TO AKECHI IN THE FUCKING CAFE
WE JUST GOT HOME AND IS THAT HIM?
oh my god he's just here
we gotta take care of this ferret problem in our house
akechi, downstairs, while my laptop screams "SHADY COMMODITIES, THANK YOU MR JOKER"
anyway akechi... wanna come up to my room and talk about it.... your day....
Sojiro has no idea that he should be making sure that Ren isn't alone with boys or girls; the bisexual rizz on this boy
SOJIRO NI
SOJIRO REALLY JUST SAID "GO GET NAKED WITH THAT BOY"
NO
SOJIRO YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT
oh god we're getting naked with a ferret
Meyggy help
we get to see how the sausage is made (how the ferret gets wet)
hes gonna be literally wet
oh thank god the old man isn't here
there's NO ONE ELSE HERE
that would have been an Incident
JUST YOU TWO. NAKED TOGETHER. IM FUCKING SOBBING
oh and akechi is trauma dumping again. oh my god. this is rank six
ah yes. Just you, me.... and this trauma dumping you've put between us
we didn't even hear about makoto's dead father until rank 7 or 8! and AKECHI IS HERE. ON SIX. NAKED AS A JAYBIRD. TALKING ABOUT HIS MOTHER BEING A PROSTITUTE
I say this affectionately
AKECHI DO NOT FAINT HERE
l. lightheaded. am i going to have to take you home in a towel to my bedroom
THIS IS A FANFICTION. WE LIVE IN A FANFICTION RIGHT NOW
this is so fucking funny
"oh maybe this isn't a conversation we should be having naked" no sir i think we have already Had weird conversations while naked we are just out here now
i hope mey is having a nice nap through all of this homo
RIGHT I'M FUCKING DYING THAT SHE ISN'T HERE
wow akechi, not acting like the detective prince huh. almost like you're wearing a mask of some kind for, for society. that you'd like to take off. and show your true self. or something
"in others we're total opposites" it's bc you need to stop caring about what adults think of you and start doing justice radically. hope that helps
I AM THOU, THOU ART I-
it's also called: having a peer your age
im actually laughing bc caduceus and akechi met in a hot springs talkin about some awkward shit
in folk
beautiful. This is just a tradition for Akechi now
Morgana is getting so depressed recently, I feel bad for him
akechi must have his ass bare to bare his soul
it's the only way
ok doing hanged man rank 6 and IWAI? THE GECKO? IWAI??
Iwai out here making me CRY
iwai like "yes i need a security escort mission" and it's "have a playdate with my son"
IWAI LOVES HIS BOY
Security escort more like "please secure my son's heart with friendship."
Mishima is making merch!?!?!?!?!?!?
AKIHABARA WARS: REVENGE OF THE FUTABA
SCREAM I WAS ASLEEP
this is killing me because I, me, love futaba, but I don't think Ren should be dating futaba
LMAO HI MEY
HI MEY!!!
we saw Akechi's *********
collarbones
yeah sure that too
idc what she's saying the answer is "collarbones"
NO THATS RENS SISTER THANK YOU
Also WASNT THAT SISHSSJSB
LIKE DO I WANT TO KISS FUTABA? YES. IM IN LOVE. BUT REN SHOULDN'T
ITS SO FUCKING GAY
if no one has written a oneshot where akechi stays over after that and they fuck nasty on ren's bed it's the first thing i'm doing when we finish this game
There is
JABJABABABA
THERE FUCKING BETTER BE
You two: talking about fucking Akechi
Me: Futaba and Sojiro are.... FAMILY!!! WE ARE!!!! FAMILY!!!!
Me: Futaba and Sojiro are.... FAMILY!!! WE ARE!!!! FAMILY!!!!
HAHAJKLFAS
We are going to bring you back a souvenir Sojiro, and don't worry, it will not be the cursed volcanic rock that people tell you not to bring back
THE CURRY RECIPE WAS WAKABA'S? SOJIRO--
SOJIRO REALLY LOVED HER 😭
work. work for the government, sojiro. sojiro. im
God. lowkey shipping them now
GODDDDDDDD HE WANTED TO BE FUTABA'S BIOLOGICAL DAD SOOO BAD
HE DID
no you do not have to dig deep to ship them, he was so in love with her ;O;
soooo in love
he was SO in love with this incredible woman and im SOBS
and now he gets to watch her daughter grow up IM
JSKDJSKXJSKXISKCJDJ SOJIRO WAS READY TO ADOPT FUTABA AND MARRY WAKABA I'M-
god and this was AFTER futaba was born??? like??? he was OUT HERE
oh this is hitting in the heart so much
u are abt to get too much mishima alex
god. im. literally about to start crying over sojiro skhugdfsd
I ALREADY AM
TWO YEARS. SHE WAS WITH HIM. REFUSING TO EAT. AND HE MADE IT EVERY DAY
and listen mey i need it JHLKDGAS
oh god ferret jumpscare
Oh fuck WET FERRET DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'VE BEEN CRYING-
ferret TIME
Alas we won't be recreating that one tiktok of the cat on a plane
alright well before i go to hawaii i have to... clean up like another seven mementos requests HKULDGAGS
..... ryuji. LA is not the capital of america. RYUJI
oh the Japanese school system has failed Ryuji
and even if it was THE CAPITAL ALSO ISN'T IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY
LMAO
but you know what. he deserves to forget shit about America. everyone does
ryuji is a dumbass
listen i'll forgive him for not knowing where like fucking montana is or w/e, but sir. hawaii??? seriously??
oh god i have 11 mementos requests fucking christ
lol
LMAO
gotta clear up death, devil, and fortune links LMAOOO
Anyway this video is Ren trying to sneak Morgana onto the flight to Hawaii
TikTok · The Gooch
TikTok · The Gooch
LMAAAO
100%
screaming
oh my GOD
god ok i love that futaba can like hack the mainframe to give you stat boosts but every time the game just artificially hangs with the pixels slightly out of place i have a heart attack that it's crashed
ADFAFAS
LIKE. IT'S VERY REALISTIC. ALMOST TOO REALISTIC
o shit i didnt realize the stamps changed the cognition permanently in mementos, that's sick
man i thought i was Fine on lockpicks with fucking 20 of them but im down like seven already and im still in chemdah
YES
yeah stamps are hella useful
save lockpicks for lower levels and palaces tbh
most of the mementos treasure chests are garbage
YEAH
you get a perma lockpick eventually
LMAO listen... i like things
i understand but these things are Trash
just do yourself a favour and check how many you need for the next palace lmfao
omg shadow fukari almost fuckin murdered my ass because he brainwashed the ENTIRE PARTY for two fucking rounds
G O D
rip...
LIKE IT WAS FINE. I GOT HIM. BUT JESUS
god why does this area have 20 floors. fucking christ
tell u what tho i was kind of nervous when the guide said "walk out with at least 500k" but im almost there and... only halfway thru my targets LMAOOO
come to think of it that's nice actually cuz then i can go splurge at the airsoft shop
man i wish i could find jose again, i've got like 15 stamp points LMAO
OH HEY. RIGHT ON CUE, KID
LMAO
SURPRISE JOSE ATTACK
RIGHT WHEN I NEEDED HIM IG
god ok it's almost 2:30 am and im not even done LMAO... MEMENTOS BE BIG
more on that, tomorrow
LMAO
GOD
Alex and I were just discussing the most recent social link with Akechi and I was like "see I was right, the boy is a volcano, the amount of vitriol he had towards his father is just a tip of the iceberg" and she was like "STOP CARING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU AKECHI, DO RADICAL JUSTICE!!" and then I was like "yeah Akechi you should start killing."
and then we just yelled at each other LOL
hes a very moral detective boy killing is against the law
hes mad at the thieves for stealing peoples evil thoughts, hes not gonna kill LMAO
listen. listen. akechi. just go apeshit. come to the dark side
that doesnt sound very princely
imma make a new plurk again before this hits 1k LMAO