I got 2 wigs to style let's gooooo

Ace Rimmer's 80s swoosh hair is terrible

anyway DragonCon literally just added 3/4 hobbit actors and Vincent D'Onofrio what the genuine fuck

it's 18 days away

how is their roll not slowed?

it's sad I'm only watching the closing ceremonies to see how L.A. atttempts to top France

France's thing in the Tokyo closing was so kickass, and then /sad wet fart for the actual opening (sorry, I thought it was awful, I checked out early and not even drag queens could keep me)

OH there went Tonga guy! in his skirt and no shirt!

I missed him

Canada. Canada plz. what are those outfits

the Canadians look like burn victims in tie-dyed black and red shorts and polos

okay Bermuda in the hot pink, noice

lmao these middle-aged dudes from Nepal just partying

Japan wtf what a time to be weird on main

half of Japan's athletes are wearing weird hats

HAHAHAH THE MEXICANS OMG

they're wearing sombreros and luchador masks

I guess the commentator was not wrong that it's Casual Friday at the Olympics

what in the goddamn gundam fuck is this (besides very French)

every 4 years I forget just how much up their own asses artistic directors are

at the same time, there are lots of fine asses on these androgynous dancers so....

Cirque du Soleil I guess

OMGGGG KAVINSKY DOING NIGHT CALL LIVE

I fucking love this dark synthwave shit, Kavinsky is epic

this broadcast has failed to tell me who is playing alongside Phoenix,.....omg he just said it's also Vampire Weekend OMG OMG

ok this band is kinda cool

W H A T

WWWWW HHHHH AAAAAA TTTTT

I'm sorry what

Tom Cruise

what

hat

uh

fuck this guy but

wow

oh no the theme is clearly 1984 omg

he's SO OLD

nnnnno no I'm sorry RHCP is canncelled until someone arrests Anthony Kiedis

NO

NO FUCK RHCP

how did Flea end up the least problemtic member of this shit band

reminder Anthony Kiedis is a pedophile on record fucking 14 year olds

I literally have no idea who this is and NBC isn't using graphics to tell me who it is

some girl

OH NO SNOOP

o my fucking god

I've been on this beach

DRE OMG

welp that wasn't worse than Paris, but also wtf L.A.

I just want President Harris to be at this event in 4 years please

ok GenX reminiscing time

my first real memory of the Olympics was 1984 Los Angeles and my father making fun of Lichtenstein's name in a funny voice

followed closely by my favorite childhood cartoon being the Animalympics repeated100000x on HBO even if it was from 1980

how I did not end up a furry, I have no idea

anyway 2028 has the potential to be incredible, or a shitshow, plz vote blue downballot forever