they insist that we're getting raises to bring us up to a median level for our peer institutions across the United States but cannot give us any details about the raises

the power cut out 15 minutes before the joint faculty and staff meeting at 8:00 a.m.

it turns out a squirrel got himself electrocuted in a very fun and interesting place that knocked power out to multiple buildings on campus.

including one of the central hubs for internet to most of Campus

The Darkness

they eventually got the lights on in the stadium, but the meeting started half an hour late

there was another meeting following that one in a different building where the power was on however the Wi-Fi was not on

I was given a free ass kicking cocky (AKC), yes that is the name of this design, t-shirt