i got virtually nothing done yesterday, my cousin came over to hang out for a few hours after i de-napped and re-humaned

but we did some d&d oneshot prep so that's cool

laura → logan !!!

this denny's meme has been the gift that keeps on giving

i have a wade if you ever wanna do something for shits and gigs

i fully always want to do anything for shits and gigs

shits and gigs is my primary motivator

shits and gigs is the name of our band

ping me in your next meme stuff for laura

hell yeah

now i just need this energy drink to kick in so i can clear the rest of these tags

the entire contents of my head rn:

i regret clicking on that

ahahaha

moo ha ha

Logan | Way Down We Go | Music Video
im not sure what's more surprising, the fact that it has fanvids or the fact that they have 66 million views

Laura Kinney (+Logan) || Legend
or 83k views even, for just her

laura → bruce i rly like them

wait until it goes full dadmode it's gonna be diabetes inducing

there are gonna be Big Feels its gonna get weepy, i can sense it

i also cannot wait for her and the hulk 2 interact i think it is going to be wonderful

laura → wanda speaking of big feelings

u can pry me emphasizing the importance of gabriela from my cold dead hands, she had a substitute mom for like a week

I got a 1 tag done yesterday during Critical Role and that was during the break lol

Hey lmao that's more than 0

ShadowSpirits: i was so delighted to get a tag from you again the other day heheh

cute nerds

sandor stuff next i think bc it feels right to transition from one feral murder canine to another

Game Of Thrones | SEVEN NATION ARMY
he's barely even in this it just absolutely fucking slaps

sandor → amuro me always hyper-paranoid worried folks think i'm trying to scare them away from cr but no he's just Like That i swear

logically they probably already know that if they're tagging him

sandor → bigby dog v wolf lmao

sandor → levi like half of sandor's threads are just like: you have done 1 nice thing, he expresses 0 gratitude and is still an asshole, but in 6 weeks i promise this will pay off lmao

also amused that the streak of players enjoying their characters being called "x cunt" continues

deaf cunt, short cunt

so far the only person not getting a cunt-based nickname is daisy but she doesn't know it yet, i already have it in my head and he's going to call her it during their next thread if he gets in

it's very Little Bird-coded

i also wanna hit up bruce on the sing tdm but i can't imagine he'd vibe particularly well with sandor lmfao so if i clear my inbox i may hit him with someone else i'd consider taking there at some point

then again i think apps actually open tonight so maybe missed the window on that anyway

wait no is it tomorrow evening they open?

i can't do british time math

i think it's tomorrow evening

dean → ciri

bucky → natasha

congressman buckbuck

senator dishwasher

serving the district of post traumatic stress disorderberg

so fucking stupid

im gonna un-retire him and only play him from captain america: civil war in every game just to remind everyone what a fucking hot mess he is. he slept on a mattress on the floor. who put him in charge of literally anything?

i bet his therapist had him do the sandra bullock 28 days rehab thing where u try to keep a plant alive for 2 years but he killed 14 plants and gave up

i bet he went out and bought a fake plant

i bet he waters his fake plant out of spite

i bet he feels like the fake plant is judging him a little and he scowls at it all the time

congressman. get fuckin real.

ive been hearing abt this and im just like ?? goddd. what is the point of bucky. if he's not sleeping on a floor mattress

EXACTLY

YOU CAN'T DOMESTICATE BUCKY.

YOU CAN'T

NOBODY WOULD VOTE FOR HIM

he wouldnt even vote for himself

he wouldn't even vote for himself

KGJEA;LJKREGJKA

my wife

laura → logan whoever this is, they are very good at him

im so stoked

hello

NOA

GRIPS UR SHOULDERS

SHAKES U

LMAO

NOA

FUCK YEAH

lets gooooooo

It Is Time

I GAVE IN

but also ur Laura was too good to resist

listen

i don't know what im doing with my hands

all i know is im probably coping with my deep bucky disappointment by just funneling all his Stuff into a teenage girl because it's basically close enough

miniature winter soldier with big dad issues, that is what ur getting, thank you and i love u

ur out here being the world champ at sad mad dads, this is ideal, this was ur hole noa it was made for u

laura → joel (funguy)

paingravy: id die for them tbh

Bruce would definitely die for laura

i would also, they are Very Good

Watching D&W last night, whenever Laura was on screen I could feel bruce being like “dötter”

jalj;legr;lja

i love it

1 day...... she's going 2 call him dad

mark my words

the slow burn will get real

Bruce will absolutely cry dw

I stuck my body in that hole immediately tbh

lmaoooooo

u like:

LMAO

I was literally thinking of the same meme lmao

lolol

laura → joel (antifungi) 1- i think they're leaning into making joel a mutant and i love this for them. 2 - light-up sneakers in the apocalypse is a terrible idea.

laura → worst!wolverine i'm fucking blessed today with logans this is great im absolutely living

time 2 break out the 18 year old for the first time and see what thats all about

my desperate thirst for appropriately aged icons

I wonder if Tumblr has some still images you could make them from

honestly i might scour for even just a small handful

i have exactly 1

sorry, 2.

i honestly didn't think i'd get enough traction to need them any time soon but i have been proven wrong in the best way

laura → bruce

btw i had to google what dippin dots was

i thought it was a cereal brand alksdjf

oh man dippin dots are the shit

lmfao

ur missin out for sure

i dont think i still understand what it is

nobody does that's the beauty

somehow, it is icecream, but tiny balls??

so it's not like

why? we do not know

oh

okay it's just tiny balls LMAO

im so confused

how are tiny balls of ice cream better than normal ice cream? we cannot possibly know

but somehow

they are

the same way ice is better than water

i think that logic fully tracks yes lmaoo

but okay.. TIL lmaooo

i live here and i didn't understand dippin dots either

they're like. primarily a mall or like sporting event cart food, not a thing people have just. at their house, or the grocery store.

was the first time u had dippin dots when i made u try them jay?

dippin dots developed such special technology to make and keep the balls frozen that they were able to use dippin dots trucks to distribute covid vaccines

Hm.... so much lore to DD

lmao yes, you all insisted i try it

i read they use cryogenics?????

crazy, but cool

yeah, i guess tiny ice creams want to melt a lot faster than normal ice creams, so cryogenics

that makes sense why they wouldn't sell them at grocery stores

yeyeye

in that way they're a little special occasion-y since u can't just get them whenever

well i mean i guess u can just go to a mall whenever but

they're a zoo food for sure

yeah zoo food 10/10

zoo, baseball game

Dippin dots are so tasty

next time i go to the states....ill be on the look out

cookies n' cream dippin dots are the superior option highkey recommend

cotton candy, also solid

Cotton candy is my favorite

The Rock Orchestra - Zombie (The Cranberries)
holy shit lads, what a banger. aesthetic straight out of repo the genetic opera

im weak for whoever this singer is

Cookies 'n Cream Ice Cream

A few Important things you should know
Cannot be stored in home freezer as product must be maintained at -40 degrees.
Product must be consumed the day you receive or dry ice must be replenished.

that is so high maintenance for ordering ice cream online lmao

me literally eating dippin dots at the aquarium with Em

oh yeah

wow the number of rp friends i have eaten dippin dots with is surprisingly high

i think jay-husband had them in seattle too

have i ever eaten dippin dots with karen

i don't think so

blakeroo have we dipped the dots

yeah and then when we went to the coffee stand the lady asked if we had dippin dots at the zoo and everyone screamed

lmaoooo

i forgot about that

piecing together Em's dippin dot history

we don't really have them in Maine anymore, we had one place in the mall

but I don't think it's there anymore

We have not have them together!!!

this must be rectified

one day i will eat dippin dots with all of u and then i will ascend to my true form

I'm in!

frank → karen bc i did this thing where i saw i was pinged and i read the whole plurk and i was like okay im gonna get some caffeine in me and have a real thought in my brain and then i'll respond to that

and then adhd was like: no ur not lol

and then literal days later i remember

i did the literal exact same thing to heather like

yesterday

genuinely me every single day bc i am useless and my brain is smooth

me getting that tag just

RATTLES BARS OF MY CAGE

THE ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE

IT REALLY IS

Sorry, I just got excited about dippin’ dots

When I first encountered them, well into my twenties, they were advertised as ice cream of the future

no this is the correct attitude to have about dippin dots

they ARE the ice cream of the future

i mean, it's the future now, compared to your twenties so

they were right

They were!