hmm don't love how those are all different widths but okay

anyway

laura → rhett from early this morning; try not to have Big Emotions in a kaye thread challenge failed again in 2024

i gotta run into town for some shit, and i wanna bang out at least a third of this commission today but

i hope to work through a bunch of jack tags this evening

art of her is so goddamn good tho like;

we love to see it

her art makes me wish i had the mental fortitude to play from the comics sometimes. alas.

the winter soldier of it all is very strong in the comics tho

esp that one with like her, captain america, and daredevil and they're like "who is x-23" and she refuses to answer until they're like "who WAS x-23"

very 'i am no longer the winter soldier i am james bucky barnes' energy

anyway i'm gonna shut up and drive off this mountain before i get too deep into the weeds with the meta thoughts to myself

man this pre-mixed bag salad i picked up is not good, this is what i get for being lazy

i should've just sprung for some butter lettuce and spinach and cabbage and made my own

anyway i'm back i had disappointing lunch let's do some tags

laura → old ass dying dad

laura → worst!dad (best!dad?)

laura → wanda eventually the scariest mother-daughter combo the world has ever seen. meanwhile, dippin dots.

note to self: post ac later

laura → joel the level of absolutely petty and antagonistic they are at each other is bringing me life

laura → bruce none of us are immune to the pull of a Really Cool Rock

alright, Jack Stuff.

i

i really wish someone would do a Tales animation for this because this is peak Jack + the gnomes vibes

Classic terry move

jack → travis how could you shoot him in his good ass bro

Jack You Crazy Sonovabitch Now You're Going To Be Eaten

agarej;aij; the travis capitalization

that shit always sends me

jack → kyle

jack → carmy

paingravy: if bruce had a better childhood he 100% would have had a rock collection

rock collections are the best

they totally are lmao

jack → viktor i think... tentatively, this might be winding to a close

but i think they had Very Good Talk

man what the heckin fuck do i wanna do for power gains

i think maybe for jack, something with rita getting to go full dragon for a little bit like once a day? kind of aligns with the animals going crazy aspect of the event

idk about dean though man. as tempting as it always is to shitpost and give him 'conjure flannel' or something

conjure rusty nail

get out of my house

i guess i have until the end of september to figure it out, i don't have to know right now

conjure flannel looool

Yeah i think we can probably do a little wrappy wrap

hell yeah

thank u for stickin with me despite my HORRENDOUSLY SLOW PACE through the fucking entirety of july

I don't know who you're talking about, my friend Dean Winchester is very smart. weh julia please

thank u for this encouragement, he needs it

ac posted; this fanart is a little too Ben Ten cartoony for my taste but i absolutely love this moment in the books so i can't even complain

apologies for the novel-length reply btw dont worry about matching, just figured i'm get some expo done since laura is sleeping!

u are hereby forbidden from apologizing for long tags

i love a good novel tag

got it

lmao i love that fanart

i like rita's eyebrow floofs too

lolol her eye floofs are very good

laura → bruce if u were angling to go somewhere else with this just gimme a shout and i'll tweak it!

Good great! Tbh all I was thinking was bruce being snarky and vaguely threatening before taking a bullet that’s supposed to be for Laura and going Hulk. Then they can Fuck Shit Up until reinforcements come and hulk carries laura as he Mario Jumps them to safety

Bc Dadmode is truly Hulkmode in this instance

fuck yeah

i love it

super here for it

Protective Bonding is one of my faves

oh for sure top ten trope

it's up there with loyalty kink for me im all about that shit

And child abusers are basically the One type of person bruce/hulk canonically doesn’t mind killing so

the most valid smash to ever smash

Lilo and Stitch 2 Stitch Has a Glitch Lilo vs Mertle

It’s this scene but hulk is lilo and stitch is Bruce

HAHAHA

"okie"

Bruce: ok! Go Smash

posted sandor's sing app! we'll see how that shakes out

frank → karen speaking of not knowing what the fuck i'm doing

i usually can't bring myself to voicetest until i've seen a canon in its entirety but you know what, dai brought this on herself

and anyway middle aged soldier man with ptsd is, like, my mother tongue so

altho it would be nice if one day i unlocked the Reading Comprehension life dlc

i have fucked up twice already and this thread is like 2 and a half comments long

maybe it's because i've hit that thread around the time the adhd meds start wearing off two nights in a row

there are still 3 tags in my inbox but it's caught up to yesterday, i'm counting it as an accomplishment, so i can boomerang some nonsense for a while. i'll clear those tomorrow after i actually do some commission work like i meant to do today.

laura → the saddest dad father daughter camping trip turns into therapy session weh

worst wolverine deserves 2 be loved ok

weh

she's gonna fuckin love him whether he wants 2 or not

suck it, pops

sometime in the next couple days i'm gonna finally just start slapping together some Mills starters on bakerstreet and throwing them at people bc i do actually wanna voicetest him and just being lazy ain't getting me anywhere

maybe i should be ashamed of my stupid dinosaur fighting space pilot pedro pascal knock-off man but like whatever

people have played characters with less screentime and by people i'm sure i mean me at some point in my history

he's like 60% a real character 40% an oc probably but i love building out ocs

maybe chuck him, an actual adult, at kaye's cowboy on the space horror thing or something idk we'll see

ugh, the girl

Bruce right this minute: dötter

sob

soft

whispers: winter soldier

i feel like this plurk is about to devolve into comics repository of nonsense i can use to fill in some gaps so yall might wanna mute this fair warning

this is exactly the thing i said i didn't have the attention span for but i guess never underestimate the power of an adhd hyperfixation

i like innocence lost and the killing dream but god i just cannot bring myself to give a single shit about the nyx storyline where she's a prostitute

it's just so dumb

just a classic example of dudes not knowing how to write women sometimes, smh

no shh you're a natural and im already obsessed with the thread its fine

aaaaa im glad

coming back to this plurk like wtf was my Travis response to that thread lol

i was so confused for a second like who the fuck is resurrecting this deceased plurk

lmfao