[persona 5 royal] we out here, basically into december but not quite (it's the palace, it's spoilers, u get me)
ALRIGHT SHIDO. GONNA PUT MY BOOT UP UR ASS
i cant believe we're letting ryuji and makoto go on a fancy date
COME ON MAKOTO, USE YOUR GOODY TWO-SHOES CLASS PRESIDENT POWERS TO GET THAT INFORMATION
god makoto continues to be the smartest motherfucker in the room
GOD I LOVE MAKOTO
i love that the politician just turns into a writhing mass of snakes
SON OF A BITCH THE FUCKING MOUSE STATUS EFFECT IS BACK
WE'RE THE RATS.... WE'RE THE RATS!!!
fontech: btw I LOVE that emote, that video is SO funny
hell yeah it is
I’m still on the road for two hours but if u get to the cleaner fight, I wanna call 👀👀👀👀👀👀
HEHEHEHE okay
I KNOW IT'S AKECHI. I KNOW IT. IM JUT WAITING
God we're right on the cusp of not having to worry about spoilers any more and I am DYING
i mean. for vanilla, ig
why do we let ryuji do anything. anything at all. i love him but omg
walking up to some fucking noble like "hey dude" I SWEAR TO GOD
Sorry girls, you're in an Atlus game.......
yup. ryuji really put everyone in swimswuits because this is atlus and i die
haru throw the okumura card goodness gracious
GOD ANN CAN SPEAK ENGLISH. RIGHT. HER ACTING HAS FINALLY GOTTEN TO BE GOOD
GOD BLESS ANN AND HER HORRIBLE ACTING SKILLS
well they got the letter. now we gotta stab him
alright, pool pervert: hacked, halfway there
if yusuke makes one more mouse pun im throwing him overboard
god this place is huge KHSLDUGSD this dungeon feels like its taking forever
oh thank god haru can throw the okumura card
hey haru if you start this boss battle by hurting this man? that's fine
oh my god akechi's stupid tv interview god im gonna get him
"i don't care if they come after me!" YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER
Why must he always be interviewed in this candy crush nightmare of a TV set.
ohhhh akechi's little internal monologue i stfg shido's his fucking dad and he's gonna kick that man in the penis as soon as he can
OH SHIT HE'S FIGURING IT OUT
OH NO THE FERRET IS GETTING SMART
God. the mice modes. are killing us
I had heard the mice were going to come back..... but not like this..... never like this....
its just so much backtracking LMAO it's taking FOREVER
at this rate we're not gonna be able to finish tonight
cries
I love that Atlus has: one (1) fancy restaurant and one (1) TV set
OK IM here finally asdfadsf
THE MICE PUZZLES
ARE
SO BAD.
LIKE
not bad
just
i remember getting
SO UPSET SDFASDFDA
they're kinda rough......
they are
feels like they were meant to be annoying
more than like
logical
they just take FUCKING FOREVER
like this was my issue with kaneshiro's palace too, there's just soooo much backtracking
Lots of backtracking, not a lot of breaks of the monotony
It's time to go into.... the stink hole.....
SCREAM IS IT ENGINE ROOM TIME
ARE U GOING TO SLEEP
ITS
AT LEAST AN HOUR OF SHIT IN THERE
maybe more
no not quite HJSLKFAS we're doing the IT guy
OH OK
GOOD LMAO
fuck him up
then go to sleep
ughhhh but i wanna do more NOWWWW
SHOVES TO BED
AFTER
god futaba really just has the fucking rizz of the century
then tomorrow im calling u when u play again
LMAO
futaba kick him in the nuts
do it
dox him
I'm so mad that the mice took SO long lmfao
GOD
the mice are like
We really thought we would have hit Akechi by now
oh wait no nevermind i have to take that back
i was going to say they were the last like
time consuming puzzle
they arent
LMAO
but nothing is as bad as them after this
literally we started this dungeon like
literally 4 hours ago
my drive was
3.5 hours and u started before i did
SO EASY
4 hours
no like I remember we sat down with dinner just after 9:15 and it's
1:20 AM JKLHFDGS
haha oh the ferret is Thinking
The ferret is putting together the pieces of his enrichment puzzle
alright, we got the IT guy, gonna get the last will seed and then i guess stop even tho i am so mad about it HJSKLSA
im saving u from staying up until like
3am
thank you, we have friends coming over tomorrow, we can't afford that
cause i love you both
3am isnt even that late- /shot
listen we WOULD stay up but we have a dnd meetup tomorrow at our place so
we can't afford to tonight in particular
ok so we did the IT guy, got the last will seed, i'm in the vent about to jump on the fuckin. shitty dudes who have been attacking us this whole time
is this the point of no return or will there be another save point
NO SAVE
dont go in
OKAY they give me like an option at the end of the vent to like
stop or not HAHA
so ill just go back to the side deck safe room
ready for that mfer this time tho i think nearly every persona i have doesn't take bless or curse damage HSKAFS
AND i took off the fucking. thing i gave him before he up and disappeared so he's gonna have his normal stupid weaknesses
if its akechi uwu
listen we've been getting the cutscenes of him putting the pieces together, even if the cleaner Isn't akechi he's boutta be there LMAO
LMAO
HE'S HAVING EVIL LITTLE FERRET THOUGHTS
hes anxious put him in his anxiety jacket
...... why is the persona "mara" a giant penis. excuse me? atlus? could you fucking? can we have a minute here?
HEY. HEY ATLUS? WHAT IN GOD'S NAME
Y-YEAH
YEAH......
well. im just gonna. okay
asdfasfa
JUST CLOSE THE INTERNET IG
on the upside: def just got to fuse Raoul which is level 80 now and is gonna punch everything into space
its nice to have my boy back uvu
ITS ARSENE.... 2!!!!!
alright well i ran around a bit trying to find a specific persona but then i got bored so. TOMORROW, we return
MARA YEAH!!!!
there's a vagina somewhere too, idr if it's in persona or just smt
if persona gives me the dick and not the pussy im suing
anyway todays morning discussions: the least accurate part of p5 is no one is sending memes to each other
they didnt want to date themselves too badly i bet lmao
FUCK the nice
MICR
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
maybe theres a 2nd PT group chat that is just full of memes
they have to mute it during the day bc futaba is there 24/7
listen im just saying there should be 16 images of akechi looking bothered with the caption "TFW no phantom thieves"
if i ever do rp mishima im making up several that he would have made and put on the phansite and no one will get them. he will refer to them always
“If”
LISTEN i have a list of. four different characters i want to rp at this point and im not done with the gAME
i always walk out of a fandom with like six journals and then someone proves victorious in the end (see: taako, martin)
SO SOMEBODYS GONNA WIN. I JUST DONT KNOW WHO YET
Maybe they have a disco group for memes
HEHEHE IM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHO WINS
if its futaba yall will never see the end of memes from me
GOOD
ITS ALL I WANT
HAHAHAHD
okkk dnd over and i had a nap... just gotta shower and get settled before we hit this bitch
Just a bunch of memes and wwwwwwwww in the chat
(that is to say we are here)
i love when they give me these little mfers weak to bless and i just nuke them from orbit
this guy like "ough how'd you get in" dude there's grates Everywhere.
why is everyone so surprised it's a yakuza guy im so
SCREAM
was this not obvious???
ann please do not try to throw yusuke under the bus. he won't go with the bit
Yusuke...... you fucking moron
why did we even attempt this instead of just kicking his ass
ASFSAFAD
tell me when this fight is over im gonna call U if thats OK HADSFADFA
oh my god makoto hit him right in the cock
LMAO OK it's gonna be pretty soon
IN THE COCK IM LADSFASF
NO LIKE she did a followup to my attack and
literally just beat him in the crotch and knocked him down
LITERALLY. JUST. BEAT HIM IN THE DICK
Makoto knows to hit where it hurts 😘
I'm so happy for her
like to be clear it wasn't like an in-universe "yes she's gonna get his dick" but like the size of the sprites together........
oh shit ann just saved my bacon HAJHKLFAS
THANKS ANN
no i believe she
aimed right for the dick
i'd like to believe that too
it SHOULD be
GOD AKECHI EVEN DID A FLIP INTO HERE. GOOD FUCKING LORD
akechi justice rank 9: i frew up
I WAS FUCKING RIGHT I WAS SO FUCKING RIGHT SECRET SON!!!
god robbie put his WHOLE pussy into this
ROBBIE ATE THIS SCENE UP
OH THE FERRET HAS RABIES
TWO PERSONAS! TWO FUCKING PERSONAS! I FUCKIGNGDFSD
HEHEHEHE
just wait till u see his persona im
so much rabies.....
i love when the game explains the plot to me as if i haven't been putting this shit together the whole time
OMDNFBDISJC
MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION..... EVIL
I WAS RIGHT OMFG
THE FERRET GAVE HIMSELF RABIES!!!!!!
OH COME ON HE'S NOT EVEN ATTACKING CAN I STOP NOW
"i don't need friends" says man crying on ground about not having friends
i love getting 20 thousand dollars from kicking akechi
akechi oh my god you could have joined us from the beginning
"one for your lies, and one for your hate" FUTABA. OOF
AKECHI. OF COURSE SHIDO WAS GONNA KILL YOUR ASS. DUDE
WEIGHING US DOWN? AKECHI? FOR ABSOLUTE FUCK'S SAKE
i want to give this man the noogie of the CENTURY
AKECHI NOOOOOOO
THAT'S THE RANK 10?
oh my god akechi you dumb ass bitch if you just didn't put the BIGGEST WALL HERE WE COULD DRAG YOU OUT
BITCH HE DIES THERE?
SIR. YOU. DUMB. ASSHOLE
THIS WAS ENTIRELY PREVENTABLE!!!
Like a candle in the wind..................
no bull shit we are not done with him!!!! hello!!!
im so mad im hocking my controller into the SUN
alex is just
screaming
and i love it
the akechi being dead denial is so real and i experienced is so hard my first playthru
NO IT'S BULLSHIT IM GOING TO KILL ATLUS
points and laughs
me, calling kawakami: i need you to punch me in the head as hard as possible
listen im just. god. i hate the trope of like
"oh this guy was evil but he realizes the error of his ways and then DIES" like no!!! i want you to live with this mistake you dumb shit!!!! i want you to grow from it and hate every second!!
YES 
oh wow and they're gonna make me play featherman seeker tonight. alright. thanks game guide i'm going to punt you into the sun
loki looks SO SICK tho
LOKI IS SO SICK I LOSE IT
ALSO SCREAM
THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE
lmaoooo they really did
there's like something in here about a response i don't recognize so.... we'll see
oh. no. nvm. it's here in bed
ill believe it when we're done im gonna fuckigngiingng
uwu
DONT U UWU ME IM GONNA UHGHUHHUDFUHS
HADSFAFDASF
so excited
im just. hgnghghnghgnghgnh angy
who has the timeloop au. someone's gotta, right. come on now
and theres still so much gAME
SO much game
alright let's fucking do this thing,
f... futaba canon??
oh my god girl it's been like 24 hours
YESSS THE SCRAMBLE CROSSING
ohhhh they boutta figure out there's no corpse
yeah not so strong without akechi, are you
oh good acting sae
YEAH losing akechi shido cant do shit 👹👹👹
NOOOO SOJIRO
Also there are SO MANY NEW GAME+ fics abt saving akechi im
me banging my fists on the table TIMELOOP AU IS IMPORTANT--
but first i have to go kill shido
HEHE HI OHYA
MISHIMA!!!!
ALL UR BESTIES
OH IWAI AND YOSHIDA IS IT REALLY GONNA SHOW ME ALL OF THEM??
THIS IS KILLING ME
YES 😭😭😭😭😭
FUCKKKK SHIDO KNEW
he should have been here this is bullshit
god haru just I AM HARU OKUMURA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE
am i alone on the bus again
unfortunately i do not Hate akechi, he's not gonna be my fav but
my least least least favorite thing in media is when a bad guy goes good at the last second and fuckin dies because i want them to have to LIVE. PAST THEIR BULLSHIT.
AND BE FORCED TO HANDLE ALL THE MESSY SHIT THAT COMES WITH IT
FOREVER ALONE-
(hamilton voice) dying is easy, young man-- living is harder
listen if i ever saw him irl i'd still kick him in the cock a few times
I love that Shido literally just. controlled Akechi by giving him praise. Oh Akechi, you poor, sad fool
as someone with a very complicated relationship with my father, i also want to straight up kill him but would probably break down if he ever offered me even a sliver of praise lmao
oh now he's a fucking pyramid
oh my god
the PYRAMID
I HATE THIS MAN ASASAF
alright well that's what i assume part 1 is
OHHHHH THE MASK REVEAL OHHHHHOYL SHIT
REN MY BABY BOOOOOYYYYY
why does this man look like he has a fucking springtrap rig
ohhhh we got new MUSICCCC
YES
OH MY GOD HARU AND MAKOTO ARE GETTING THE SHOWTIME TO FINISH HIM
YES
OKAY WELL THAT WAS... PHASE 2 HAHSJLKGS BUT IT WAS FUNNY
down to his last third of his hp...
o shit its a 1v1
punch him in the dick for akechi 
oh its fine ive been using my justice persona this whole time lmaooo
mostly bc "tyrant's judgement" is a fucking. bless move. that dominion fuckin nullifies uvu
HAAAAHAAHAH EAT SHIT AND DIE MY MANS
wow really going to kill himself to spite us
OHHH HE KILLED HIS OWN SHADOW... DUMB BITCH DISEASE
USING UR JUSTICE PERSONA IM CRYING
YES
HES A FUCKING DUMBASS
YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT RYUJIIIII
GO RYUJI GO
RYUJI GET DOWN HERE
OH BITCH YOU BETTER NOT
IF THEY KILL RYUJI IM SUING GOD AND HEAVEN
YES YES YES YES YES
I KNEW ITTTT
it just fucking flung his ass
LMAO
hes fine
HIT HIM ANN
he has no idea im crylaughing
they gonna kill him for real for real
oh they're gonna get you for real
oh shit bye
ARE THEY JUST LEAVING HIM THERE?
YES. CRY. CRY BABY!!!!
AWWW THE CUTE LITTLE TEXT FROM MISHIMAAAAA
i love that the only boss battle i've actually failed at this entire time has been. fucking. okumura ksldfjhgd
YEAH
honestly if it was gonna be any it was gonna be that one
the secret bosses are a lil harder but the main game bosses arent insane minus okumura aDSADDASF
YEAH
thats the truth
I was already tearing up at potentially losing Ryuji I swear to GOD. anyway I am now laughing at the thought of Shido running wild through the streets screaming his crimes while his retainers try to catch him
HAHAHA
shido, dick out, running naked through the streets of shibuya while screaming
"add streaking to my litany of crimes!!!"
HI IGOR. WHAT'S UP
so are we finally going to figure out what's up with morgana or what!!
hey how dare the writers make featherman seeker literally just a parallel of akechi's storyline
hey atlus how about you fuck RIGHT OFF
YES
ITS SO MUCH
LITERALLY RUDE AS HELL THE GUIDE HAS ME PLAYING THAT GAME RIGHT OVER THESE DAYS LMAO
IM SO
ABSOLUTELY ON PURPOSE
this isnt the first time it's done this to me so
this person. absolutely knew
oh good we have at least one more strength date
damn, the twins are haters
trying to use people acting sweet into an aggro radius
and of course. they want me to buy them gifts
i know the game would never do this but i would give a serious amount of money to walk into the velvet room next time and see igor wearing the ears from destinyland
GOD
WHERE IS THAT DLC
oh the maid actually managed a heart on the omelette. good job girl
mey literally if i was on pc i'd mod that right in
LMAO
change nothing else, just igor destinyland ears
that's literally it i don't need shit
damn im dead and my job's calling me into work. capitalism simulator
omg the new model sheets... mishimas smile!!
also officially halfway thru the awards LMAO
and uhhh 75% through the trophies on psn
actually i only have 10 more psn trophies including the platinum. well then
i'd love to be able to reply "sorry i cant work today i died last week"
YEEES LMAO
god i WISH
"wouldn't that implicate ren being the phantom thief" yes. it might still be worth it though
it was just a prank bro
it was a tiktok trend
a bunch of tiktoks going around with everyone claiming to be the phantom thieves a la spartacus
GOD that would be so funny
Love that the whole team is just anxiously waiting about Shido. And so Ren has just been: eating at a maid cafe and playing video games. because he can't go back to school
Just doing whatever. Living his life. Still walks around town because apparently you can't tell who someone is if they have a hoodie
Meanwhile Shido is living his own version of Silent Hill
ok im back at it plowing thru the days until the whole shido thing resolves
just watched ren fall off a treadmill like an idiot and eat shit on the floor
hey power intuition? not fun! not fun at all! how did yall fuckers expect me to do diagonals on a 4 key directional pad when they WEREN'T "press both buttons"
GOD
yeah i........never played any of the video games. there were much better ways to get stat boosts lmfaooo
im literally just doing it for the achievements HAHJLFAS
all of this has been burning out time until the shido thing is done
all this talk about him tho like...... do we need to go into mementos, actually? like it seems like something's Wrong there
so far featherman has been the most fun by far tho LMAO tho star forneus was also cute. the rest have been p boring
only like 5 days left tho so just powering thru
im sure its... fine....
It’s fine uwu
god the batting cages are making me crave death
if it was just HITS id be doing FINE but fuckin home run bullshit kshdfglsid
vanessa and i are passing the controller back and forth so i can rest my dang thumb
rhythm game (evil mode)
honestly if morgana would stop sighing every time i miss this would be so much less annoying
to add insult to injury, because this is the first time going to the batting cages, after this the book that makes the batting cages easier will spawn in the store
AH. OKAY. WELL FUCK ME IG HAHJSKLA
im never going back here again
we're at... 23/30 home runs tho. getting there...
Morgana sighing at every attempt is so cat coded
its SO rude
I conquered rhythm game (evil)
Alex gave me the controller and I felt the rhythm gods descend upon me. I also stopped blinking! how fun!
ok yeah something is def going wrong here what... the fuck
I actually had a method towards the end, which made me more insane when I would hit juuuuuuust around the edges.
We hit... 220? I think? Before we got all 30?
the book proves my method was correct! yay!
ALRIGHTY well we are. uh. finally up to the 18th
i literally do not understand why this is. after the election. like. hello?
OH MY GOD. HI SHIDO
BITCH-
the aides in the background having a fucking conniption is so funny
Those aides should just leave LOL
AWWWW FUTABA.....
futaba no cry it's happy!!
sae ;v;
CRIES OVER SAE..... SHE'S GONNA KEEP US SAFE 😭😭😭😭
ok mementos has gotta be sick
HAHA RYUJI YOU LOVE REN!!!
oh my god yusuke fuckin "i have a photo of ryuji crying"
yall mfers keep saying "it's over" it doesn't feel over!!
LMAO
OH GOD THE MASS CHANGE OF HEARTS............
yep there we fucking go HJLKSDFSA
lmao these guys like "we'll use that world to take people out" how? exactly? are you gonna fucking call akechi?
MEMENTOS QUEEN?
MEMENTOS TONITE?
MEMENTOS.....
call up akechi pls
ren leaving sad gay voicemails to a dead phone
NO--
this study session scene is. so weird
"Hey Ren, do you ever want to get married?" "...that's a secret" Futaba, who was not at ALL hoping to hear a specific answer: : (
man at this point it feels like they're gonna wake up some elder god fucking with like the whole public's cognition
what a weird thing to say in a jrpg game
oh yeah what a weird thing to say for persona, specifically, huh
as if these games don't follow kirby trajectory of starting out cute and ending in
the literal devil
HAHAH
haha wow chihiya said some weird shit! don't like that!
welp in the meantime! i have mementos requests to do! so!
god it's been 15 minutes and i need one more fucking stamp from akzeriyyuth please let me DIE
YES THERE IT IS I JUST HAD TO COMPLAIN
oh im. only missing 20 personas from my catalog, aren't i. minus any dlc but. still HJKLFAS
OH WAIT i need to do all the multi-persona fusions too. not all of them but like a bunch
theres like..... 2-4 i forget which, that you cant get in first play
MMM well that will be for later then LMAO
hey im calling the cops ryuji just admitted in the mementos mona car that he eats ramen uncooked
ADFAFSDASF
kill him
im with you ryuji sometimes you wanna cronch and thats okay
NO!!!!!!!
Uncooked ramen is good on salads.
everyone is banned now thanks
what if i got a baggy of uncooked ramen RIGHT NOW
NO!!!!
awwww im finally low enough in mementos that i cant run over enemies anymore
NOO
well
you will level up so fast
it wont take long ASDAS
LMAO
it looks like you gotta be like 10 levels above to hit them??
im lv 70 and i could run over a lv 61 but not a 64
uh lv 71 i mean. so. i think 10 levels over
kill them with ur car
honestly its been a rly long time since i was even remotely equal level with enemies in mementos so
suspicious HAHA
UWU
heheheehhehe
YEAH DONT LIKE THAT EVEN MORE NOW
mementos is fine, nothing weird going on here
naaaaah im not fallin for that akjsdhgls
when have i ever lied to you
.... oh the pervy producer guy turned. into. the penis monster. atlus why
also mey when have you ever NOT lied to me about this game HJKAS
LMAO
well made it to where it cuts me off and up to 75% on the persona registry 
YEES
mara loves u
ok but consider: i do not like mara
ASDFADS
GOD HLKASHGDDS im being haunted
okay im stopping here cuz vanessa went to bed and i am freakin exhausted for some reason so. sleep 4 me
SLEEP <3
alright back at it again at "everything is wrong and maybe the game will finally tell me WHAT IT IS"
anyway im glad that out of all people who keeps being like "hey it's fucked" it's mishima LKHJDGSA EVEN IF YOU CAN BE MEAN AS HELL TO HIM
wow they really trying to just erase the phantom thieves from cognition oh fucking kay
oh noooooooooo they be TRYING to cover it all up
anyway my official prediction is "the idiots working for shido tried to change mementos and are about to piss off some fucking elder god and then WE'RE going to have to fix it"
angry little guy down there. throwing a little fit.
HEY SAE I THINK YOU SHOULD KICK THAT PROXY DIRECTOR OUT THAT BIG GLASS WINDOW
i think sae should get to come to mementos with us and start killing
She should be allowed to kill one man a day
one a day seems low tbh
Yup, one man for every slight against her that was based on her being a woman
THANK YOU, MORGANA, FOR UNDERSTANDING MEMENTOS BEING A THING
oh so we're just nuking the everything
HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON
oop there's magician rank 10
oh ofc his upgraded persona is basically hermes
AND ON THE ROAD TO HELL, THERE WAS A RAILROAD STATION.....
AND A MAAAAAAAAAAAAN WITH FEATHERS ON HIS FEEEEEEEEEEET
"If gods really do exist... they're being too hard on him." MORGANA IM CRYIN
WHO COULD TAKE YOU TO YOUR FINAL DESTINATION, MR. HERMES!!!! THAT'S ME
hey igor are even you giving up on us?
igor!?
IGOR?????
THAT'S A FIRST.
CONCERN.JPG
DIDN'T SAY THAT IN THE LAST GAME, BUDDY
the worst part to this is knowing there's so much game after it LJKHDSGAS
YOU WILL HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELVES BEFORE GODS... AND MEN. CAN YOU DO THAT?
LIKE WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE. WHERE IN FUCKING HELL
everything’s fine
IT WAS A WORLD OF GOOOOOODS.... AND MEN!
God bless Haru
i MEAN... this can't actually be the end because apparently there's SO MUCH MORE GAME LEFT
but like ????? HOWMST
uwu
well i thought i could max everything in mementos but ig not?? but i did max items so. hoards these forever
oooh it occurs to me this has to be the day i beat the reaper's ass. esp because my team is almost to 80 LMAO
OH YEAH you def can
just cover all of your weaknesses and it'll be easy
just maybe time consuming LMAO
YEAH i always make sure that joker has every elemental damage before i leave the velvet room so
also you can still face the reaper later even, so no rush
if a party member doesn't have it he will HJAKLFSA
oh so mementos like. doesn't implode after this, gameplay-wise
i dunno uwu
maybe the reaper comes to your house
oh shit he's here
LET'S GOOOOO
also don't forget that you have a couple uses of down shot if you want an easy all out attack on the reaper
That you can refresh in the velvet room I believe?
oh dude i totally fucking forgot about that
I GOT HIS ASSSSSS
NICE
raining exp down
shot everybody up like three levels HAHJKLGSAD
yeah lmao my friend forgot about it for most of the reaper fights (for the achievement) is the only reason I remember
god. it's finally happening. im making a fucking spreadsheet for this game
every time u know i've gone of the deep end is when i have a game that has a spreadsheet
lmao...
okay well that took forever. MOVING ON
YES I HAVE ONE FOR MOST GAMES TOO AKSHJSHSJS
what was the spreadsheet for
persona fusions
bc im under 50 remaining
lol
the joy of perse owners gotta catch em all
I have one that’s just for achievements in general and a persona specific that’s for social links plus days of the weeks they are available plus which are completed, persona skills for fusions, and my list of getting the best gear for everyone
yeah im just a completionist and this is one of the few things the guide doesn't really track
i have a notepad with the achievements bc i have a general notepad on my computer for like. a bunch of assorted video games
but this was getting too big for the notepad SOOO spreadsheet time
i had a comp notepad file for p5 notes and just wrote down fusions i was missing, the compendium did the rest of the work
also wrote down personas i wanted to get back after i was done fusing lol
MOOD LMAO
We keep laughing about Igor asking for money when you are doing high level fusions and whatnot because like. He has no reason for all that money!?!?!?!? What is he Doing with it?
alright i. went insane and went back and got all the stamps. Now we're doing plot
My theory: he takes the money and then dumps it into a flower pot behind him
ohhhh nvm maybe the elder god thing is gonna be our fault
OHHHH SOMETHING LOCKED DEEP IN THE DEPTHS.......
guys that means we should leave someone outside for the door. guys. guys!!
OHHHHH IT LOOKS LIKE BRAIN SYNAPSES
oh dear this is gonna be our fault when an evil god is released
is this... why the velvet room is a prison...
MMMMM
MMMM
you are so close to vanilla ending
WAS THIS IN VANILLA BC?????
YES
MMMM. WE ARE. HAVING A MOMENT. EVERYONE IS IN PRISON.....
TERRIFYING HAHJLKAFS
oh shit if this is a palace. then. this is the sloth palace!!
I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE FUCK
UHH. MORGANA
well at least it's finally time for a fuckin prison heist!!!
PRISON HEEEEEIIISSSTTT
oh god these enemies are level 60. lmao. lol. lmaooo
Alex is eating them for breakfast
this party is level 83
HEHEH
The deeper we get it's like...... it looks like something is feeding off of everyone's desire to hold onto the rules and laws of society
societal imprisonment...
happy christmas eve! hell
What a lovely way to spend such a special time with your friends
Love that the big buttons you have to press have like, fucked up butterfly/insect wing designs on them
okay this whole place screams like it's the Reaper from Mass Effect and i hate it
HELLO? THOSE SHADOWS HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED????
UHHH KAMOSHIDA? MADARAME? HELLO?
oh shit hi Shido
MMMMMMMM
kill him again
these mfers doing a change of heart (evil)
oh shido "unfortunately" okumura isn't here? unfortunately? whose fucking fault is THAT,
LITERALLY ASDFASFAF
DICKHEAD
so the palaces are solitary confinement because you proved you can't play nice with others
This feels like when the human immune system is trying to deal with an illness and so it decides to try and burn it out but like. that can fucking kill you too LOL
wow this is societal commentary up the ass HJKSLAS
Mementos got sick, some shadows got twisted and escaped, then the Palaces formed, then they returned after their hearts got changed.... so it didn't work apparently LOL
god im so overlevelled im cryin HAKJLFAS
they put me against a "strong" enemy and it's.. more than 10 levels below me...
LMAO
EAT IT
that means you will fly through
i mean im two cavernous voids down if that means anything HAJKLFAS
ok morgana was not the hell inmate good to know LMAOOO
but uhhh sounds like maybe they made morgana to come orchestrate a prison break!!
also lmao im up to 6 and a half million yen. this is. this is so much
LMAO
also i was realizing while i was feeding the cats w vanessa that half the reason this game is sending me so squirrely is i have a fanfic i want to write for the first time in like 10 years but I CANT. UNTIL. I KNOW HOW THE GAME ENDS
OH MY GOD
what kind of fanfic i gotta know
god third semester is gonna
break u i cant wait ASDFADFADSFADSFAS
I DONT WANT TO SAY because i suspect it's. going to be deeply contradicted by the values of canon going forward and then im going to feel like a scrub
LMAO
thats what fanfic is for
OK I MEAN. FAIR
anyway we'll see if i feel like an idiot but. it is timeloop au LMAO
YEES
I WANT IT
put it in my mouth alex
i think akechi shouldn't have died where he did and im going to make it everyone else's problem
YES
CLASPS UR HAND
despite myself i want to know more about akechi. sorry akai KJSHGLS
no i agree. i wanted him alive, so i could murder him instead-
uwu
HAHAHJLFAS
love hitting a safe room labelled "bottom passageway"..... mmngnhggn
AFADSFA
GETTING CLOSE UWU
great. here we go. love this thing fucking labelled shrine! love it!
how are you mfers going to get out if you kill the metaverse! hello!!
BITCH IM FERAL U ARE SO FAR
IM DYING MEY SKJHDGSLD
ur also like
thank u makoto for being the smartest bitch in the room holy shit
just a warning probably abt 2 hours of cutscenes
oh god from here??
there might be a save in there
i think there is
but its
a lot
oy vey. welp
if you are in the shrine with the treasure, yes
i'll try to go fast LMAOOO
yeah i am
LMAO
GO KILL DESTROY
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA
KILL
oh shit... mementos is a cup. holds things
holds diet coke
and arsenic
oh my god the holy grail. fucking christians
OH SHIT IT IS THE HOLY GRAIL
UH. BIG VOICE?
god. here we are. is it really an atlus game if you don't kill god
LITERALLY THO LMAO
is this bitch going to rocket out of the floor into reality im
THE FUSION!?!?!?!?!?
everything is FINE
NO. NO IT IS NOT FINE I DON'T THINK
mmmmmMMMMMM
everyones having a good time!!!
OH. BLOOD RAIN
OH. IS THAT BLOOD? I THINK IT'S BLOOD
AWFUL
god mishima being one of the only people who can see what's going on IM
i wonder if my other confidants would. know this is happening if i hadn't maxed them HAHJKLFAS
seems like if you made peace with your shadow/self in the metaverse, you can see through the. everything.
i know kawakami doesn't hvae a lot of sprites but seeing hers using the one that's just like "man this is a pain" LMAOO
NO SHINYAAAAA
SHINYA YOU'RE JUST A BOY!!!
NO FUTABA WHAT
FUTABA!!!!
OH THIS. IS REALLY BAD
WELL. THEY ARE MELTING
me sitting here like "did i fuck up. is this a bad end"
im sorry to say....
just kidding aSDFSAADS
IM SITTING HERE LIKE.DID I FUCK UP SOMEWHERE. HOW DO WE GET OUT OF THIS AHHJKLFAS
u are abt to get
SO much
hehehehehe
exposition
Igor PLEASE help you DUMBSLUT
and maybe find out someone else was betraying u uwu
this is such a long way of telling me i was a scrub
damn. I can't believe Igor was the real villain all along...
LMAO
HEY. IGOR. IF YOU'VE EVEN IGOR
was vanessa right all along. was his nose too long
I. swear togos
god
no
no thos can't be it
me, screaming and banging on the bars: THE LIST, GIRLS, THE LIST
I CANNOT. NO
PLEASE GOD I CANNOT BE RIFHT ON RHE FUDKING NOSE
PLEASE GOD I CANNOT BE RIFHT ON RHE FUDKING NOSE
THE REAL PRISON BREAK WAS INSIDE YOU ALL ALONG
YESSSSSS JOKER!!!
NO GIRLS NO
Noooo we have to fight our sisters!?
JUSTINE! JUSTINE FIGURE IT OUT JUSTINE
JUSTINE YOU CAN DO IT
goodbye girls
FUCK YOU MEAN GOODBYE
WHAT
NOOOOOO
oh fuck they're gonna fucking fuse god DAMNIT
oh my god here it is
GIRLS I AM GOING TO MISS YOU
mey if you don't complete the strength confidant do they like. just kill ur ass
tho i kind of wish that was true
LMAO
IT FEELS LIKE IT SHOULD
god what do you MEAN i have to KILL THEM
GET IN THE GUILLOTINE CONTROLS, REN.
PRESS THE BUTTON REN
OR ELSE THE GIRLS WILL NEVER FUSE
KILL THE CHILDREN
HEY THIS GAME SUCKS
oh it's a New child.
new child.....
oh i bet That's who made morgana.
oh. my god
oh my GOD
I CNANNOT BE RIGHT
i can't believe vanessa was right. on the nose. haha. ha
vanessa is fucking crying
THEHEHE NOSE WASS S GWEORJG
HOOWOW XID INSEE TBIS
man. this is why "igor" was the fool confidant instead of it being you. because you gotta fucking kick his ass
well buddy boy i'd say you let me get WAY TOO FAR HERE BECAUSE IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
HOW DID I FUCKCOJNH PREDOCR RHIS
HAHHAHAA
I am too shocked to go back and take a screenshot of when I said it in like the first plurk but. I cannot believe
JESUS THIS IS FOOL RANK 10. CHRIST ALL FUCKING MIGHTY
LMAO
I am SCFEAMING
WHAT THE FUCK
I KNOW THAT I CAN PREDICT THINGS BUT GOOD GOD
i truly hate that the first thing i wrote about this game was
"anyway hi igor you big nosed fuck"
LMAO
delightful
god im so excited
oh no morgana's words....
"If gods really do exist... they're being too hard on him.
O SHIT HI REAL IGOR. I THINK
the voice actor change is killing me
oh shit i have to prison break everybody
I cannot. believe. 
OH FUTABA FIRST ;O;
I know my long-nosed men. apparently
YEAH the VA was what
tipped me off igor wasnt real in the first place cause it was such a wildly different voice
HAHAHJKAFS
AND HERE I THOUGHT THEY JSUT GOT A NEW GUY
so when they switch back i was like THERE HE IS
I guess to give you a more obvious audio cue that he is the correct one
god this is why the persona games kill me just
it was a rigged game from the start and you put a fucking BOY, a CHILD, up against the world and didn't expect him to win and it was all a game and STILL
.....it's still Christmas eve
good god
THERE ARE PEOPLE BELIEVING HIM. THERE ARE STILL THINGS WORTH FIGHTING FOR
YES
BANGS MY FIST AGAINST THE TABLE AND SCREAMS AT A PITCH UNKNOWN TO HUMANITY
ok why doesn't my romance kiss me in this scene like
cmon makoto you gotta get out of your own head
did u end up romancing makoto
no i wanted to romance futaba ksjdghsd
not as ren just as me because im a lesbian
lol
NG+ will be for makoto tho HHJKFA
opposite order as me, same great taste
OH IT HURTS TO HEAR RYUJI LOSE FAITH
i hate that ryuji's hit me worse than anyone else so far
WE ARE. CRYING
listen. im. i respect the whole akechi and ren thing. i even fucking like it. but why in GODS name could you not date ryuji
they need to KISS
NO GOD HARU NO
oh no Haru killed us in one shot
SHE WANTED.TO APOLOGIZE TO HER FATHER
HARU
ANGEL GIRL NO
HARU WHO THOUGHT DYING WOULD BE OKAY IF SHE COULD SEE HER FATHER AGAIN
SHE JUST...... WANTED HIM TO BE BETTER
ANN BABY GIRL.......
SHIHO.....
SHIHO
i keep managing to make myself stop crying and then i start again
deeply fucked up party
NO BUT. NO BUT MORGANA. WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN MORGANA!!!
end of the world party 
WHERE IS MORGANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we have been crying so much
shit igor made morgana!!!
buckle in for some story
MORGANA IS LITERALLY HOPE IM GOING TO FUCKING LEAP OUT THE WINDOW
Oh shit Igor is Morgana's dad
OH. OH AKECHI JUMPSCARE. IM GOING TO KMS
ah. I see. so they set up Akechi to do..... all that
god. they literally just set akechi up to ruin. my fucking god fuck hell
YES ;;;;
not just a pawn to his father but like one to the gods too
hey hear me out: fuck this, fuck god, that's SO UNFAIR
just orchestrated to have the worst life possible
ITS FUCKING AWFUL
like damn. sorry Akechi. you should have joined us so we could REALLY stick it to the gods
me, grabbing morgana: so you Are a cat.
OH. THE QUARANTINE CELL. IT HELD IGOR. OKAY
okay well it was the velvet room but anyway
oh morgana is fucking glowing okay
god and this is why akechi never made it to the velvet room. son of a bitch
yep!!!
THE GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START!!!
Review for Shibuya: ⭐️ got stabbed here. fun place to eat, good places to shop. got blood rain on my clothes and saw too many bones. would consider going back.
7/10
great. now i hvae mara. terrible
BAD
god the final
oh wait nevermind
LMAO
theres just a grinding place later for mobs and
if u have an open spot in your persona team and just use the insta kill
YOU JUST KEEP GETTING MARA OVER AND OVER
and i was like WHY THE FUCK DO U KEEP COMING BACK
before i realized why
LOVE MEEEEEE
that just makes me want a version of that emote that is mara
LMAO
THERE
HAS TO BE ONE
idk if i want to risk searching, like what even would be the keywords. bouncing penis mara
LMAO
omg morgana gained a strength against bless damage im cryin
UNFORTUNATELY we're going to have to stop before the ending because
this is taking too fucking long KQJHSDGALS
YEAH
theres
a boss fight
and like
MORE cutscenes
before u go into my favorite part of the game and im gonna scream
LMAO
yeah no i was trying to fight my way up the path but i got to like
section 5??? of multiple battles per bridge and i was like. fucking christ. this is too long. it's already almost 1:30 am
LMAO
yeah tomorrow will be perfect
finally got to make izanami-no-okami tho
tomorrow we can hopefully finish the game at not fuck o'clock
I almost wish there had been a livestream of my reaction when I realized I was right in saying that this Igor was the wrong Igor. Because that comment about the nose was accompanied by me in real life at the time going THAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT... THAT'S NOT IGOR and laughing
so this hit like a fucking TRUCJ
TRUCK* whatever
I was fucking shaking and crying/laughing from disbelief it was SO funny
oh yeah you're so very close to the end 
definitely tomorrow
it makes me laugh so deeply that i nailed like. a solid 75% of the plot before it happened
but vanessa. vanessa hit this from like the first fucking day
well now my dumbass just stayed up another hour writing an entire page of notes on timeloop au so maybe i am doing this HAHHJKGLSAD
WE'LL SEE. I. DON'T EVEN HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW THE ROYAL STUFF WOULD PLAY OUT or if i'd include it at all we'll fucking see
my youtube recommendations are a mess these days 
ASDFASASSADF
that screenshot is me. last night. and every night. since we finished Okumura's palace
the neverending game
alright well now we are back at it at a more respectable 6:30 PM and dinner is already done so now we can game for 6 hours HAHJKAS
lmao and we said that and then the stray cat we've been trying to trap turned up HAHJKLGAS
OKAY THAT CATASTROPHE IS DONE, BACK TO PERSONA HAJKGLAS (we did get him)
omg
gonna get a snack and then plop here cause i will be calling u later 
ALSO
DID U GET THE CAT
YES 
BABY
HE'S JUST A BOY
we've been trying to get him to trust us for like. 8 or 9 months now LMAO
omg ;O;
where is he going? are you gonna keep him?
baby!!
So right now we are focusing on getting him neutered since we're certified for TNR. I don't know if we will release him honestly since he seems amenable to being adopted/being with people
He trusted me enough to eat out of my hand and go into the trap with me right next to him the whole time.
OH yes that is a trusting sweet boy ;O;
The end goal is to adopt him out to someone after we have gotten him rehabilitated. So he's gonna be a temporary passenger with us for now, unless Alex gets a job sometime soon LOL
Luckily we have the space right now.
nice!! 
hey so today on "im an idiot" i didn't realize ren could also charge lower level shadows with a dash....
WELL, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, LET'S GET THIS GUY
YES YOU CAN LMAO
GO GO KILL
the big dramatic vanilla god final boss
God it makes me wonder how Royal is going to live up to LOL
yeah like how much higher do you escalate this HAHJKLGAS
GOD...... 2!!!!
yes morgana ur going to get the supply lines you DESERVE THIS ONE
GOOD JOB MORGANA ON CUTTING THE LINES!!!
oh we have pissed it off
this is some fucking evangelion shit
love bringing god to kill god. it's persona 4: again
BIG ROBOT ANGEL
like. Hello? 
LEMME AT HIM
oh my god this is wild
thats it this is the funniest screenshot from this gamr
why is Morgana afflicted with lust. what does that mean
hey it. it infected a cat with. im. hey what does lust do to a cat--
they get REALLY FUCKING NOISY-
oh it's vanity now
IT HAD A GUN
lmao im kicking it's ass too fast it had to speed bring out all the weapons at once
Omg the final boss of the game has this section where after enough time he like has little specific call outs to your party, but I killed him so fast I didn’t even get the first one 😭 so I had to go back and guard for 50 turns JABAJABAH
HAHAHAHAHFAS
YEAH NO I. I THINK I MIGHT HVAE JUST GOTTEN HIM
oh no we're on to the next phase
OFC gotta have so many phases fighting god
or? or not??? idfk
God I love Ryuji just straight up calling a god a bitch
MORGANA U BETTER NOT
MORGANA..... PLEASE DON'T
every step of the way i feel like i made some sort of wrong choice HJKLAS
JABAJABJABA
MISHIMA!!!!!
FUCK
IM SHRIEKING
MISHIMA......
THATS MY BOYYYYYY
OH NO OUR CONFIDANTS
OH WE'RE SOBBING
mishima stood up for us even when no one else would im literally crying on the floor just STAB ME
YES ALL OF THE TEARS
THAT'S MY BOY THAT'S MY SON
morgana if u fucking kill urself i swear to god
oh shit Arsene
OH BIGGER GOD IS MAD
OHHH WE ARE BIGGER GOD!!!
REN BROKE THE CHAINS AND NOW WE HAVE BIGGER GOD
morgana you better not fucking disappear im gonna shake whatever other deity is out there like a wet rat if u do
god damnit morgana god damnit ATLUS
MORGANA NOOOOOOO
fucking ATLUS let your characters LIVE
no this is Atlus
thank you ryuji for your relentless positivity
God. They're still teens. I love them
WE'VE CAPTURED YOUR HEARTS!!! I love it so much 😭
FUCK OFF
AKECHI???
THE FINAL FERRET JUMPSCARE
THEY ARE ALL ACTUAL BABIES
SCREAM
Live footage of Alex right now 
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS ID BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW A CORPSE
lmaooo
ASFAFAAFDA
SCREAMING ALEX
IM SOBBING
literally me nearly doing a flip off the couch
I think he died and then something happened but what do I know?
maybe it will be explained WHO KNOWS UWU
when u get to 1/1 im fucking calling ur asses omg
HAHAHJKLFSA
god im literally just. lying here. boneless
HEHEHE
welcome to royal
YOU ARE IN ROYAL TOWN NOW BABY
i was abt to say i assume akechi showing back up is also royal only bc my understanding of the base game was He Is Dead Dead
thats correct
at the end of vanilla, ren just goes to jail
LMAO
WOW!!!!!
THAT SUCKS AHHJKLGADS
LET HIM LIVE HE'S JUST A BOY
HES JUST A BOY SOB
let him LIVEEEEE
meanwhile now im going on a cute date with futaba who is losing her fuck mind about a lack of roasted chicken. i love her
omg theres a great detail i will tell u about later
abt not dating anyone at this time and getting a cute night with sojiro and futaba and something happening
mmmmmmmMMMM
Does Ren STAY in jail!?!?!?!? What the fuck man
he gets out eventually ASDFASFAD
MDJSJCKSNXND
HE FUCKING BETTER...
poor baby boy
awwww futaba gave me matching headphones im CRY
God this is so cute
family night important, worth not dating for
okay so. the guide. skips directly from 12/24 to 1/2? so? i guess we are just along for the fucking Ride?
YEP
concern.jpg
big concern
everything is fine uwu
mmmmmmmm
what date does the regular game end on!?
it still ends in the spring
but it just
fastforwards like three months
instead of letting you play
LMFAO
cause rens in jail LMAO
Just like Persona 4
YEAH
3 too
persona games are allergic to letting u play in jan/feb/march LMAO
EXCEPT royal
i was gonna say oh okay so persona 4 HAHJKLFSA
until golden happened
oh my god haru killed him
Everyone grilling Ryuji for bringing sweets LOL
"For some reason, chicken comes to mind when I think of you" says Haru, smiling at Ryuji like she didn't just take his balls off in one fell swoop
MORGANA!!!!!
god i love haru sm
OMG MORGANA!!!
wait how can we still understand morgana then
shhh the power of love
also morgana is a
I am. so suspicious. of all.
the fact that we're into royal territory makes me immediately suspicious about everything forever ahjklgsd
regular cat now "regular"
BUT I WANT IT TO BE REAL. I WANT. TO HAVE MY LITTLE KITTYCAT AND AKECHI IS OKAY AND ;;
why is everything so perfect. um. worry.jpeg
OHHHH BLUSHY MAKOTO FACE PIC IM SOBBING
okay we have skipped ahead to... 1/30
yusuke what FUCKING scarf are you wearing. jesus CHRIST
THAT
ITS
SO UGLY I CRY LAUGHING
EVERY TIME
IT SUCKS ASS, DUDE
man everyone is here but akechi is in jail ;;
what if the reason Kasumi eats so much is because she has an Elric Brothers kind of situation where her sister is trapped somewhere and she is basically having her nutrients siphoned off for her LOL
Yeah it sucks that Akechi is in the slammer :/
YEAH
everybody like "oh everyone's here 
" DID U FUCKING FORGET SOMEONE?
" DID U FUCKING FORGET SOMEONE?
OH MY GOD ALEX ARE U ME
I GET SO SAD LMAAAAO
also LMAO VANESSA
FUCK
ITS JUST LIKE. DAMN. he falls on the sword for ren and we don't even say thank you
LISTEN IT ONLY MAKES SENSE
yknow now that we're into Royal territory im gonna make a new plurk since this one is. crowded
good idea!!
only
1k comments come on
lmfao
LMAO this is when my computer starts getting mad loading it