general permissions & spoiler opt-out but you can also use that for normal opting out lol. eta also I LOVE THREADJACKS you never have to ask unless it's something Really Really serious

when is he gonna take kazuya on a date

i have the personality of a crusty little white dog owned by a 55 year old auntie. i love cr including negative cr and yujin is a sketchy dude LMFAO. he is genuinely a kind and caring person but he is also
- suspicious!!! nosy!!!
- lies a lot!!!
- not always straightforward with his intentions!!!
- makes excuses for his actions!!!

Yakule: never

WOWWOWOWOW

i'm sorry he's baby zoned he looks at all teens and sees Toddlers

i have to play someone younger and sluttier first

kazuya will be slutty enough for the two of them

LMFAO

he will lie and say hes actually a 5 million year old demon

even if kazuya were REMOTELY within the age bracket of acceptable, he would have to fistfight sholmes

why fist fight. Everyone has two hands.

for like ANY other character i would agree

OH WAIT I SHOULD ALSO ADD

all they need is more persuasion

PLEASE THREADJACK ME

I LOVE THREADJACKS I THINK THEY ARE VERY FUNNY

i think the only situation in which i would request a heads up for a threadjack is if it wasnt a joke and would be something to affect cr greatly

like walking up to a yujin thread going HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY ABANDONED HIS NEWBORN BABY type of shit

LMFAO

what if demi threadjacks with a "DILF! DILF ALERT! DILF ALERT!"

yujin would ignore him but i would be laughing oocly

bb already called him a daddy once

and he unwisely left it alone because he didnt know what it meant and was like

well i am a father. thats probably fine.

dsfsdhahrga

oh another thing i should mention is that i enjoy working around Historically Accurate Prejudices, because i am a freak (kicking my growing pile of primary sources ive accumulated writing tgaa fic/rping yujin under my bed)

and i completely understand if people dont want to touch that so just lmk lmao

Please be weird at kazuya for his poly urges... so kazuya can be like wtf u talking about... its normal to love your friends and want to kiss them ♥︎

im fucking laughign the radio just started playing IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK the moment you sent that

KSJDBWJKAMS

come get this SMOKE OLD MAN

kazuya being a nasty girl

no one can match my freak

take kazuya on a date so herlock can sulk and ask where his date is

mackleberry: realistically hes going to be weirdly circling maruki for the next ??? months and maybe saying something passive aggressive once. this is the yujin mikotoba MO

correct.

truly i wish i could offer you negative cr

ask me about how he is well loved in london among his colleagues and then probably went home to sholmes like "yeah i fucking hate mael stronghart"

>:3c yes. good. passive aggress the passive aggressor he could do a pleasantly pa fight all day IT'S ENRICHMENT

IT'S ENRICHMENT!!!

the date can very much be them just getting chicken nuggies and appie juice

greenlantern: sholmes it wasnt a date he brought you back some chicken nuggies

ormery: thats ok prepare to get UNCLED

mackleberry: also i should let you know bb let slip that maruki killed something during a previous event and at the time he was like "wow! interesting!" and post-duckgate hes like 🤨

OH SHIT WHERE LMAO

kLDSFLMKMLKDS OH?

IM READY!!!

WRACKING MY BRAIN HOW DOES BB KNOW HE KILLED A GOD

SHOW MEE

chicken nuggies without him.... the betrayal...

only bringing leftovers

HERE

LMSJFJSKSKEHDJK

AH ?

yujin coming back to this conversation later like WHAT THE FUCK

ohhohoho

Awkwardpossum: ryu will be finding this out post-duckgate. at some point. but not yet

honestly at this point i think it's funnier if people know so good sjsjfhdjsksk thanks bb

lkMDSLKFMLKSDFLKM

sorry you're still a lawyer duckling

Yujin and Sholmes gatekeeping THE TRUTH from him

gaslight gatekeep girlboss <3

WHAT ELSE IS NEW

(no I love it thank you)

greenlantern: sholmes is lucky he's yujin's favorite lmao

im excited for you to canon update him at some point

so ryu can throw rocks at homumiko lmao

HAHAHHHAAH

he's gonna be soooooo

I MEAN YOU SAY THROW ROCKS BUT LIKE,

what will actually happen is he'll probably be like "please don't talk to me for a while" and hide for like a day and then be like

yeah ok it's fine whatever

"you had your reasons"

Awkwardpossum: (yujin mikotoba sad looking sprite) I Understand

witchcess: hi sheep please continue to menace my old man.

teaches him all the weird lingo u should never teach the old men

LMFAO please

out of curiosity did smth happen

i have no idea LMFAO

can't wait for yujin to say rizz

lMAOSNDJKS

BB: you gotta rizz em up daddy!!!!
Yujin: ???

LMAO oh god

HAHAHAHA