RUN DON'T WALK

(and also, if you don't know how you're going to survive that long, may I again recommend A. M. Tuomala's The Map and the Territory which scratches SO MANY of the same itches)

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

ALSO ALSO I recommend literally all of her other books!!! But I'm a broken record in that

Ironically, the Witch King is the one book of hers I HAVEN'T read and it is the one all of you have!