[persona 5 royal] alright... here we go into february 2nd..... we goin into endgame tonight folks
i'd say im not ready but ive been waiting to do this for like four or five days so IM SO READY
also hopefully i'm only gonna have 4 achievements left to do in NG+, which are:
- 10 gifts for confidants
- 100k points at fishing pond
- defeat the reaper 5 times
- finish the persona registry (99% i just need the NG+ only one)
- 10 gifts for confidants
- 100k points at fishing pond
- defeat the reaper 5 times
- finish the persona registry (99% i just need the NG+ only one)
PLOPS
mehehehe
vibrates my way into february 2nd
high pitched SCREAMING
maruki like "for rumi to be happy i have to move on" DID U THO?
AKECHI YOU COULD HAVE JUST COME IN
NO HE HAS TO BE A FREAK
"The relationship you two share is very unusual..." that's a weird way to say gay
yknow maruki if you weren't a huge freak we could have akechi and not the rest of this bullshit
Akechi, accidentally at the door just because he wanted a cup of coffee: oh this is perfect, I can jumpscare everyone inside
yeah no i saw this fuckin coming lmaooo
yup there it is
maruki you have GOD POWERS you literally just could have brought akechi back and then just FUCKED OFF
ITS NOT ENOUGH HE HAS TO FUCK WITH EVERYONE
god doing the bad end first is going to kill me bc akechi is about to be so fucking mad
the bad end will kill you DEAD
akechi here like MORGANA, GET OUT
Morgana: what are you going to do, Ren?
Me, out loud: start biting
Me, out loud: start biting
akechi these are the things that make me want to hurt you
IT'S NOT TRIVIAL YOU DUMB ASS BITCH
akechi mad that after multiple murder attempts on joker's life this bitch has some nerve to care
ooof i feel bad im about to fuckin do the bad end but yikes
Ohhhh Akechi about to KILL US kill us
damn he broke up with me
oh god we gave morgana his penis back oh NO
back to awkward sleeps with joker
god im going to start climbing the walls
ugh god the fact yoshizawa's name went back to being "kasumi" is killing me
MARUKI AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING HAT
wow and now i gotta watch these credits and feel GUILT
man i kind of wish akechi had!! tried to throw a punch or anything!! jesus!!
I wish he had shed blood, honestly, just the quiet, angry acceptance hurt more than that
OKAY thank god credits are over
YEAH
the way he just accepts it like
destroys me
and now i can share all of my depressing 2/2 fanart with you
NO--
Anyway we die
i hope there's a million fics about 2/2 where akechi and ren get one last night and all that horseshit
YES THERE ARE SO MANY
THERE HAS TO BE LIKE. I KNOW HOW FANFIC WORKS
ugh. god. okay. final battle time
LETS GO
god maruki's persona outfit looks so fucking stupid
IT DOES
ALSO DID U GET HEREWARD 
YES OFC
I ASSUME
YES GOOD
hey why does maruki get six fucking turns
Maruki's outfit is so fucking funny omfg
ITS
HONESTLY
SOMEHOW WORSE THAN HUMAN MORGANA
WHY
i know its not a perfect reality cause he fucking dressed like that
god me having to swap akechi out bc eternal radiance keeps DESTROYING him every turn
maaaan he gave callouts to 2 of the team and now im getting NOTHING this is rude
OH THERE WE GO
god the callouts took FOREVER
and akechis made me 
now we've seen uhhhh ryuji, ann, and morgana
i might be beating his ass too fast HAJHKLFAS
yeah i had to just STOP for awhile asdfasfs
lmao honestly i think it's bc im using lucifer which. reflects bless dmaage
so every time he slams me with his stupid thing i reflect like 250 damage back at him
maruki has a negative amount of ass
god im literally just stalling now this is so HAHJ;FAS
we've gotten everybody except akechi and sumire thus far
come on Maruki, monologue!!
you know you wanna do it
god we finally got akechi AUGH
SCREAM
buddy please just say your words to sumire and then i can beat your ass professionally
Maruki is stalling because he knows we are holding back
he is like
please dont beat my ass
YES FINALLY
LMAO GOD i beat his persona before i beat him
GGGGGGOTTEM
oh god did i kill his persona.
KILLED THAT MAN
BEEP BEEP CATBUS
oh i guess he's still here
wait how he do that
AZATHOTH......... TWO!!!!!!!
this is some fucking evangelion shit
BRACE FOR THIRD IMPACT
hahahaahhaha the fucking
six turns
i screamed so much
LITERALLY LIKE OH MY GOD
oh this second battle went so much faster
AKECHI FOR FUCKS SAKE
just
a tiny bullet
its fine
sometimes u just have to try
pew pew
oh shit things got kinky real quick
old habits uwu
okay well considering my shit is doing No damage i wonder if this is like p4 where you have to fail first LMAO
you'll get it
its very much story beat
yeah I got to the cutscene HAHA
LMAO THE ENTIRE TEAM SAYING NICE THINGS AND THEN AKECHI JUST
"CAN YOU FUCKING GET ON WITH IT"
CHECKMATE......
a man has never been so eager to mcfucking die
that was SO GOOD
OH IS IT BEST FOR A PERSON'S GROWTH WHEN THEY TACKLE THEIR OWN HARDSHIPS? MARUKI?
hes so fucking stupid
HELICOPTER MONAAAAA
also i love that they couldn't show everyone fitting in the car so akechi is just. Somewhere. and by that i mean i think we put him in the trunk
JOKER AKCNWKCJEIFJD
NOOOOOOOOO
NO REN ;A;
MARUKI YOU SERIOUSLY WANT ME TO KILL YOU?
UH
THIS FUCKING TEENAGER? IS THE ONLY ONE YOU CAN ASK?
boy howdy this has gotten wild
oh I see we're down to baby slaps
the real problem is he does more damage than me HJSKSA
just punching each other. intricate rituals and all that
i need to tell u that in the anime when ur fighting the god of control and everyone gets fucked over before ren summons mega trickster god
i wish i could've done it
that ren pulls a chess piece out of his pocket and hears akechi say like "youre just going to call it checkmate there? keep fighting!" or something like that LIKE its so dumb im
REN BABY BOY
GOD
REN... BABY. BABY CANNOT LET HIM GO ;A;
HIS FRIENDS CAME AND SAVED HIM
ugh ren who simply Acts and doesn't worry about the tactics because his friends will always be there
CRY
god rub it in game what the fuck
oh i love i get to ask
oh this is so SAD
"what will happen to me"
or.
"what happens to akechi?"
listen lavenza it's not regrets it's "i brute forced my way through the rest of this with the power of friendship i think i should get to keep going"
SUMIRE WHAT DO YOU HAVE
A KNIFE
cries loudly about poor Ren
fucking. god
if the gods are real. they're being too hard on him.
I KNEW MORGANA WASN'T GONNA DIE I KNEW IT
he just had to be dramatic
bc maruki couldn't control lavenza/igor/those beings bc they were made of desire, not of this world
so morgana coming back couldn't have been him i fuckin KNEW IT
i can't believe akechi's last line was "COULDN'T YOU HAVE MADE YOURSELF A LITTLE BIGGER"
WOW VANESSA JUST QUOTED "NOT ALL EXITS ARE MADE EQUAL" AT ME HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF
:')
FUCK ARE WE GONNA GO THROUGH THE CONFIDANTS
god are we going to go through every confidant bc we maxed them all oh no
KAWAKAMI......
oh. oh iwai killed me
NOOO IWAI'S "IM BEGGING YOU"
"I'm begging you!!"
MISHIMA--
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
now leave him forever
oh my god ohya got on a fucking bus and went to your neighborhood
JUST. IMMEDIATELY
IVE SEEN THAT FUCKING NOT ALL EXITS ARE MADE EQUAL SHUAKE FANART
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS FANART. VANESSA'S JUST RUINING MY LIFE
YOSHIDA!!!!!
YOSHIDAAAAAA
akechi: i want you to know as i die that im a size queen
HSJKLFSA
SHINYA...
DNRIDKDIWIDVD AKAI......
ASDFASASF
well at least ren only actually needs to spend like. a week in jail. week and a half.
The inevitable crush of reality works hard, but your friends work harder
i just love that fuckin
also the devil. the devil works hardsr
ohya came to her senses, was like "wait why the fuck am i letting him be in prison" and just. GOT ON A FUCKIN BUS
harder. whatever
LIKE ALRIGHT. LET'S FUCKING GO---
god. nine days flat. they walked in on february 4th and went "actually fuck this"
I knew it. Ren is going home.......
god haru did really miss all the fun bits of being a phantom thief. poor gir
AW MORGANA COMING WITH RENNNN
hope his shitty parents dont mind a cat
his parents will DEAL WITH IT
(they do, it's fine)
HAHJKLFSDAG SOJIRO JUST. DON'T GET WRAPPED UP IN THE MOOD, YA HEAR. AS FUTABA WALKS IN. IM CRYIN
LMFAO SOJIRO LIKE "you are the only one I trust with my daughter.... but also I am going to filet you with my mind."
FUTABA'S CUTE LITTLE CHOCOLATES IM SO
WEEPS
oh my god i have so much chocolate
I love the idea of Sojiro seeing a grown-ass woman walking into the Cafe for Ren on Valentine's day and just being like ".....Ren, you lady killer you...!"
Unfortunately I could see Sojiro regarding that as a "haha, that's being a MAN" situation, not "Ok this is inappropriate" kind of situation
smdh Atlus.....
oh noooo everyone's moving NOOO
Y'ALL BE SENDING FUTABA TO SHUJIN ALONE?
yusuke ;A;
Poor Yusuke....
oh THATs what sumire picked up.... yikes
yeah sadly sojiro is not high morals when it comes to ladies
ok god gotta pause before white day this is going on forever
six hour ending im telling you
ASFDASF
ITS LIKE
you fucking beat maruki in 30 mins
and then its 5 hours of cutscenes ADSFASD
/hjnhyj
thanks pango.
god sojiro giving me date advice for white day im SO
I swear to God, if the restaurant that Sojiro says he has "connections" to is that fucking buffet again I AM GOING TO LOSE IT
SOJIRO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SENDING US
Holy shit that actually worked!?!?!?!?!?
They should give Ren an employee discount for these flowers
oh good we're showing futaba the One Fish
How wonderful that there is only one fish in the whole world
holy shit they made One Other Restraunt
It's amazing... one other restaurant
me just removing ren in my mind from this scene. outta my way gayboy im boutta GET IT
Sojiro made sure that his daughter had a good White Day LOL
oh my god sae's present just "if anyone tries to fuck with you. i will SUE them."
Sae: "so just in case.... take this."
Me: a gun!?
Me: a gun!?
readers it was not a gun
TAKEMI GIVING YOU A DOG TAG IM
okay all of this is really cute but it makes me even angrier that you don't save akechi, like
you're telling me i had some fuckin power to save literally everyone else? but Not That Guy Because We Said So?
men are only fun if they're tragic
OH IWAI GAVE ME A GECKO. IM CRYIN
OMG WE'RE GETTING A GECKO.....
but yeah anyway i get what they're trying to say here but im a stubborn bitch and if i could save every single fucking one else I SHOULD. HAVE BEEN ABLE. TO SAVE AKECHI
ok i love yusuke giving us this painting but did he just carry this into the shibuya subway HOPING we'd fucking show up???
Yusuke, this is so sweet..... how am I supposed to carry this......
its so funny that
i left plurk for a bit
and you still arent finished
this ending is so fucking long LMAAAAO
SO FUCKING LONG
"you were a great master" Kawakami, I get what you mean, I am so happy that this is the last time I will EVER HEAR YOU SAY THAT AGAIN
ADSFASAFAFAFAF
FUCKING YEAH
you started this plurk 5 hours ago
YOU ARENT WRONG HOLY SHIT
I WASNT KIDDING
SIX HOURS!!!
now imagine that fight without doing a bunch of grinding to level 99
DUDE
poor akai was in hell
i mean to be fair im also. like taking my time i guess
but im almost done seeing all the confidants HJSLKGSA
i saved mishima for last.......
OH ALSO
go by the jazz jin
: )
hm. that's. concerning
God these games are so long
I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO TELL ALEX TO DO THAT
I LOVE YOU VANESSA
Not that I know anything, I am just sentimental
HAHAHAHA LISTEN...... I AM BUT A SENTIMENTAL CREATURE....... I do shit like that in a lot of games, even if nothing happens lol
ohhhh shibusawa is in kijioshi too..... weep
oh i see why you wanted me to go by the fucking jazz jin, mey
fuck you sdkfghjlsd
: )
ren still carrying akechis glove months later, its fine its fine
ah I see, so I would have sentenced us to hell even without you mentioning anything. got it.
i should have let you take the fall
YOU'RE NOT FRAMING ME FOR THIS CRIME
MEY U WOULD HACVE FUCKIN. GOTTEN ME ANYWAY, SO
also I love that Ann has a rivalry of her own. She is definitely the Ren in that one
Sojiro: did you grab everything you need?
Ren, with a giant lump that looks suspiciously like a chocolate fountain in his bag: yop
Ren, with a giant lump that looks suspiciously like a chocolate fountain in his bag: yop
ASDFASF
the chocolate fountain
SOJIRO DID YOU CRY!?
everytime i go in
DAD TEARS
MARUKI IS A FUCKING TAXI DRIVER?
o shit i didn't find sumire when i was saying goodbye though....
ASDFAFA FUCKING
HIS NEW JOB SINCE GOD DIDNT WORK OUT
UBER DRIVER
why are my friends being chased
DOOR DASH DELIVERY
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE IN THE BLACK CAR CHASING MY FRIENDS HAJKLGSA
OH THERE'S SUMIRE
thats a question for persona strikers LMAO
oh OK that was completely confusing
like. hello. stop stalking us.
I love that the ending bits here are actual moving scenes, not the static pictures like in the other end
LMAO LISTEN I WAS LIKE. WHO ARE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
LMAO
I was out here like "damn ok guess I gotta start slashing some tires-"
damn do i have to play strikers now
i havent yet but asdfa
DID U GET THE REVEAL YET
strikers is SO good i actually like it better but im weird like that
I was just gonna read the plot LOL
but its based on p5 vanilla so you'd have to keep that in mind
IDK WHAT REVEAL we're still watching the credits
ah good to know, I was just gonna ask
OH NEVERMIND ITS AFTER I THINK
i think it's almost done tho
if they're hiding akechi is alive behind the credits i will throw my entire ps4 out the window
i will be on the Fucking News
nah its funnier than that
concern.jpg
FUNNIER THAN THAT, HUH?
nothing makes me more insane than
game credits i cant skip
at least give us a speed-up button game
YEAH
make it a NG+ feature
so many games do it
that when they dont
i get so annoyed
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU HE IS OUT THERE. FUCK YOU AND FUCK ME RUNNING
LMAO
LMAO
you only get that ending
IM GOING TO FUCKING. KILL GOD
if u do all of the specific akechi shit ;;
MMMMMM
im guessing. including the jazz jin
otherwise he doesnt get hereward and doesnt appear in the ending
no jazz jin was just a
depressing bonus
speedrun strat: dont do all that, ending faster
INTERESTING just enough hope that maybe, just maybe.................. but nah he dead though
so you go the true true ending
LMAO
if this man was alive and didn't tell anyone i would kickflip him
look
its very possible
let the tired wet ferret rest
let him rest (6 feet under the ground)
shovels on an extra layer
MDKFNEKVNG
im helping it's what he'd want
HAHAHJKLGA
ok there was one fic i read the other day where like. it was an after-canon fic but it had him and ren meeting on the train as he left and spiraled into a Bunch of other shit
and now i get where that came from JKLHFGDS
also final play time: 208 hours and 47 minutes
YOU DID IT
mey when did i start this like
a month ago?
let me check
God this crazy train has finally come into the station
wait how did i not get the future rehibilitation/true rehibilitation trophies
are there ng+??
7/26 is when u started it i think
AND YES
theres
ng+ boss fights
oh is that. caroline/justine and then lavenza
yeah
ok i figured HAHJKLFAS
ok stop im looking at model sheets and
why is maruki's persona outfit in a fucking thong
sir? sir. sir i can see your ASSCHEEKS.
its bc his true self is an asshole
ASAFS
oh my god i just realized
yusuke's scarf only existed in maruki's reality
maruki how could you let that happen
HAHAHA
the evil has been defeated
the evil has been defeated.....
anyway vanessa talked me down from starting a ng+ tonight. but. tomorrow probably HAJLKAS
FOR NOW: SLEEP
YEAH THAT WOULD BE
like
two hours before you could save ASDFASAF LIKE
fucking forever
8 hours of pursowner
listen.... i could and would,
but for now,
NOOOO YUSUKE'S SCARF WAS SO GOOD ON HIM, I mourned when it went away
Listen it was definitely a Look but it is so funny that that was a Maruki Reality Exclusive TM
That’s what maruki really thought he needed 😭
Just the scarf to fix Yusuke's Everything
coming back bc i kept forgetting to post this song even tho its all ive been able to think of re p5r for like three weeks
Goo Goo Dolls - Rebel Beat [Official Lyric Video]
Goo Goo Dolls - Rebel Beat [Official Lyric Video]
frankly im tendy bc this song is on One other character playlist and it Is commander shepard. and now i want cr w her and ren or ill die
SOB
It's my turn to add to the painful music: Radio Silence by Frightened Rabbit for after Akechi dies and Ren is going Through It, Never Love An Anchor by The Crane Wives for Akechi's mother, and of course Like Real People Do by Hozier because Hozier is so good at writing things that make you want to tear your heart out
GOD THESE ARE GREAT SUGGESTIONS
hurgles as i rewatch the opening and chide joker for being a sassy little bitch
gonna see if hard makes me wanna die this time
oh god why does the play time continue
YES
LMAO
well lets see if this next run takes ANOTHER 200 hours
(it shouldn't, bc. i won't be wasting fuckin time in mementos)
anyway me clawing at sojiro's house yelling FUTABAAAAA
seeing the fake igor for the first time just HI FUCKER. IT'S NOT YOUR VELVET ROOM NOW IS IT
You to him: give me 100 hours
LITERALLY JUST
JUST YOU WAIT, MFER, IMMA GET YOUR ASS
speaking of "im gonna get your ass": fucking kaMOSHIDA
HM.... is the accident sojiro's talking about in the car fuckin. kasumi?
GOD I FORGOT HOW. EXCITED AKECHI LOOKS WHEN SAE SEES HIM. LITERALLY THE SAME DAY HE CAUSED THE TRAIN DERAILMENT
he's out here like today is fucking great. i got to kill a guy! sae asked for me! maybe i'm getting free sushi! can we get sushi?? i feel fucking fantastic
Akechi voice: my plans went perfectly 
HES HAVING A GREAT DAY
pleasant boy 
i mean, look. the chance of shido and sae needing him in the same day?
that shit's deluxe
god ren's stupid little face the first time he sees ann
just a full 
hes so extra wanted that day 
YES
LMAO
I love that the Meta app picked up on the palaces and Ren every time was like "....welp time to delete THAT."
yeah first it was kaneshiro in shibuya, and then futaba was close enough when he was. in leblanc LMAO
also i love ryuji saying he's not smart when he's the one who put kamoshida's keywords in on a fucking fluke
that said he then looks at a full fucking medieval knight and goes "are you a student", so
NERVOUS LITTLE STEPPY.....
god ryuji looking at ren's first awakening like "DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GAY"
also things i didn't catch before: when ren rips off his mask he tilts his head back and the blood falls down his cheek in the exact same way it does when akechi shoots him in the cell
HI MORGANA <3
HOPE KITTY
ALSO SCREAM I DIDNT REALIZE THAT
DELICIOUS
I DIDN'T UNTIL I JUST SAW IT AGAIN BUT I LITERALLY WATCHED THE SHOOTING CUTSCENE LAST NIGHT SO--
god. i forgot that arsene and loki both have the same elemental weaknesses at the jump l m a o
YES
literally the same fucking dude HJLKAFS
the game showing me mishima for the first time: here's a sad boy with a bruised face
me:
me:
HAHAAHH
God I am so excited to actually see all of these friend hangouts we didn't get to see first go round
SAME,
today's thoughts: this scene but it's the phantom thieves
Ron Swanson and the Coffeepot Mystery | Parks and Re...
Ron Swanson and the Coffeepot Mystery | Parks and Re...
ron is akechi, leslie is makoto, gary is ann, april is yusuke, ron is ryuji, ben is ren, and donna is futaba
JVAAJBAJABANABA
additional followup:
Parks and Recreation: Codenames
Parks and Recreation: Codenames
This is too correct
ren is andy, ann is ann, leslie is akechi, donna is makoto, chris is yusuke, ben is ryuji
sorry not leslie. april. you know how it is. anyway
all of that was for the ryuji joke tbh
"and you are.... eagle 2" "oh thank god"
One day you will watch this entire series with me
ITS REALLY GOOD LMAO
love the fake igor here like "i have high expectations for you" no you fucking don't
still so funny that ren just didn't even think about going back to the palace. he's having all these fucking dreams and whatever and he's just like that's weird
this is why the chariot arcana is always like your first fucking teammate if you don't get moving he'd just Sit There
The chariot in these games is the one to push the fool off the cliff 😊
LMAO
listen, I was explaining this to Alex: the persona protagonists are perfect for their roles because they are not prone to fall to ego or other things that could stop them from fulfilling their duties- but the downfall is that they are not likely to pursue the weird shit that starts happening to them LOL so. need a more active card to push them along.
Of course this is just my theory in pulling the Persona games more to their tarot roots since tarot is a fun hobby of mine, but ya
look you are not wrong
they need an insane bestie and a weird animal sidekick
Ryuji: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING INTO THIS FIGHT WITH MY FAKE GUN!?
Ren, cocking the gun: cat told me to
Ren, cocking the gun: cat told me to
god i forgot the "torture" being inflicted on the volleyball players was just their asses getting spanked with the broad side of a sword
FAFASAS
adfaadf I HATE
JUST SPANKIN' EM
i have so much less tolerance for morgana being mean to ryuji in the beginning tho like. excuse you that's my FRIEND
MY BEST FRIEND! HE'S MY PAL! HE'S MY HOMEBODY, MY ROTTEN SOLDIER, MY SWEET CHEESE, MY GOOD TIME BOY--
god i forgot you can't knock out these fuckin horses even tho they were doing like. three damage
love ryuji loudly delcaring about he's going to take down kamoshida w ren fucking. two feet from akechi and his stupid little briefcase
LMAO THE HORSES JUST
NOT DYING when they cant touch you is so funny
ASFDDSAAF
RYUJI
LIKE. DOES HE KNOW YET? NO. BUT STILL
also laughing that it's sae and akechi in shibuya meaning he conned her into buying dinner for him again
girl you took him out on sunday! it's tuesday!
HEHEH
oh no today's the volleyball rally
oh no mishima
OHHHH HIM FACE 
oughhhh you can overhear shiho and ann talking after the volleyball rally and shiho brings up the rumors about ren
and instead of saying anything bad she goes "i wonder if he's all right... i hope he's not letting it get to him too much."
actual angel shiho suzui
shiho!!!
shiho who doesn't even KNOW YOU and is fucking. in her own personal hell
'yES
i love her so much
Shiho deserved the world.... thank goodness she survived and had Ann by her side 😭
the way the game wants you to bully this boy without even knowing him
HAHHA
GOD I FORGOT ABOUT RYUJI'S FUCKING
MORGANA SHOWING UP AND JUST. "You came to our world? ... Does that mean you got a phone!?"
ASFAFAS
ryuji is insane and i love him
KAJLSH;DG;KS STOP THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
akechi looks like he's discovering things about himself at a rapid rate he did not want to ever discover
literally that thought bubble is just "am i gay?"
FSDFASASF
I saw this persona tweet on the timeline and I am fucking HOWLING
poti ⚡️ (@BallsEnjoyer_) on X
poti ⚡️ (@BallsEnjoyer_) on X
reading the text and then actually seeing the shadow in the video.... fuck me running I can't stop laughing
GOD
thats the scrungler
ok i thought of one (1) good username so now i have a ren journal too bc im gay
HEHEHEH
I am so glad I got to see Ann's Persona awakening this go round!!!
"who is going to avenge her if you don't" and "you gain nothing by restraining yourself" still goes so fucking hard
SO FUCKING HARD
ALSO WE CAUGHT MARUKI IN THE BG THIS TIME
FUCKING MAN
THE FUCKING GUY
conversations with mey.jpg 
ASDFASFDSADF
wii shop menu music im
doo doot doot doot, doo do do do
i love starting the death arcana immediately because again. ren has been here one (1) week
and he is eating shady medicine in a back alley doctor's office
oh thank god i'm so glad i finally got third eye so i can stop. just. mashing that button and expecting things to happen
WAIT STOP THE GIRLS ARE GONNA LET ME SUMMON A LV 99 PERSONA IN MY FIRST TRIP TO THE VELVET ROOM?
god. jesus christ. no i am not bringing godfucker 9000 into KAMOSHIDA'S PALACE
you would if you werent a coward
im already oneshotting everything on the ground with my fucking. overpowered ass gun
Alex and I have discovered that the battle music changes when you change Joker's outfit and we are Living
honestly the only downside to the other outfits is none of them have joker's stupid long ass flowy coat that i love
(i was also secretly hoping the p4 outfits would be 'reach out to the truth' but yknow)
OH BECAUSE IT'S ON THE DANCEWEAR YESSS
damn ok i wanna keep going on kamoshida's palace but i have to sleep because i have a job interview tomorrow or something ksjdfhg
GOOD LUCK
also the dancewear is my favorite forever omg
Alex and I were chatting last night about how Ren is pretty quiet and chill outside of the metaverse but inside he's a cocky little bastard, and Alex was like "what's all that about!?" and I replied "he's just goofin'." and now I can't get it out of my mind.
Doing crazy backflips? Just goofin'. Killing shadows in one shot? Just goofin'. Escaping assassination attempts through a convoluted plot involving at least three different layers of deception? Your honor, he was JUST goofin'.
he was just goofin!!
Using a grappling hook to get across huge distances despite it being physically impossible for that to work? Just. Goofin'.
god i forgot how small kamoshida's palace is in comparison to. the everything else HAJKLGSA
i hope morgana's VA had a wonderful time making all those insane cat noises when morgana jumps on kamoshida's crown LMAO
I feel like people don't talk enough about how Ann was ready and willing to kill a guy. Like obviously it was personal and all, but like. She was ready to Kill.
And I love her for it.
honestly ryuji was so worried about becoming a murderer over this and ann was like "DAMN IM NOT"
ann like "GETTING YOUR LEG BROKEN TAUGHT YOU SHIT ALL, I SEE"
"WELL I'M DIFFERENT. I LEARN STUFF"
LIKE HOW TO KILL A MAN!!!
And a taste for blood
ann with her whip and her machine gun, ready to take a life
and she's Correct.
Ready to take a life and the only reason she didn't is not because she was like "oh but murder is wrong...." It's because she wanted him to eat shit publicly and make sure his name would be covered in mud forever!!!! If that wasn't the case then he would be double decker dead.
persona 5 royal au where ann has them kill kamoshida
everything is the same but any time someone brings up Kamoshida being dead everyone agrees that it was the right call. There are no consequences at all.
jKLFD;DK LMAO SCREAMING
true
even the principal being like "those phantom thieves saved us a world of headache with this one"
YUP
GOD I WISH. THE DREAM
hey ryuji, that's, uh. thats kinda gay!
kamoshida coming into the school assembley like THAT'S RIGHT. GROVEL, WORM,
the noodles comment was SO gay like. what the fuck
Cue Akechi waking up tomorrow to the news and choking on his coffee
ryuji: yeah who's gonna find out what we did in the palace
akechi, the next morning, dying over his breakfast as shido blows up his phone:
akechi, the next morning, dying over his breakfast as shido blows up his phone:
asklfsfasdfsa
also i love even when ur making master coffee sojiro still has shit to say about how you did a bad job
sojiro: i-it's not like i like your coffee or anything b-baka
HONESTLY
just found out that it IS possible to get Sojiro to like your coffee
well considering ive been locked in here with fuckall to do except make coffee maybe we'll get there this time
MAYBE IT WILL TURN OUT THIS TIME-
oh shit the IT company president from shido's palace is at the buffet the first time u go
god and the TV station president. literally everyone you overhear at the buffet are shido's fuckin minions
YEP
they're all one-by-one disappearing for a 'meeting'
and then we slam into bitchboy alpha at the elevators
And poor Ren's PTSD is set off
actually since shido knows about the metaverse and all those guys do too (since they all admitted to it in shido's palace) i wonder if this meeting was an emergency "UHHH HEY. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" since it's like 3 days post-kamoshida
actually here's the elevator scene and it was ABSOLUTELY that
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT SHIDO
bc everyone's like "uhhh why do you care about that case" and shido's pissed as hell HJKLGSDA
i love ryuji like "we should target him" like. can you fucking imagine
JUST SKIP IT ALL. GET RIGHT TO SHIDO
Akechi's life is fucking ruined
timeskip ren with everything at level 99: lets fucking go
err time travel
HAHAHJKLFA
me in my ng+: hang on lemme go summon godfucker this is gonna be really funny
akechis life is always ruined
akechi: prove your strength, joker, fight me if y
ren: one hit KO before he can get the word out
akechi: what the fu
ren: one hit KO before he can get the word out
akechi: what the fu
Alex has a chance to make things right in this timeline
She could right her previous wrongs
She could name them Crepes
CREPES! CREPES! CREPES! CREPES! CREPES! CREPES!
CREPES! CREPES! CREPES! CREPES! CREPES!
OOPS I MIGHT HAVE KILLED CREPES WITH SOMETHING ELSE
it's funny though
i did consider it. however
Sae out here like "how the FUCK did you get onto targeting Madarame!? You had no ties to him!" And Alex was like "Well Sae, you see, we were targeted by Yusuke Kitagawa". And then I replied "yes, Yusuke, who was led to us by a force greater than any we have known before............ autism."
love it love this
wishful thinking but i appreciate it
obv you need to date everyone, right
listen. if i could actually date the entire phantom thieves? i would
well you can date all the girls at least...
but i want to date all of them
also hiiii makoto <3
honestly if you just pretend they held hands on the way home most of them feel like dates anyway
today's achievement: Grandpa Got
and also the Yusuke Kitagawa Saw Trap has become
begun* whatever, I drank a lot of alcohol earlier LOL
speaking of saw traps: here comes maruki
slow motion saw trap
7 month long saw trap
this game would be so much shorter if ren just suplexed him through a window
right!?
it also wouldn't be royal but like. i feel it, tbh
just get that man
Like, at the rank 10 confidant Joker just narrows his eyes and goes "not today, pretty boy." and then throws him through a window
well now i did a bunch of googling and found out maruki's english va fucking died from cancer two years ago and now!!! i am sad!!!
!!! SURPRISE ECHO HELLO
what the fuck thats so sad
Right, it's so depressing....
HI ECHO
but yeah also it's. fuckin depressing ;;
atlus did a special art of maruki on their twitter to boost his gofundme and it was... literally like 2.5 weeks before he passed
I also had a moment because he was the voice for Ferdi from FE:3H and that just.... hurt my soul a little bit
Hello. 
And condolences.
i didn't know u knew shit about persona LMAO
I was in this fandom for like five seconds and then drifted back out again.
drags u back in to play w us
PLAY WITH US
Oh noooo I'm being dragged. Guess I just need to develop a bunch of weirdly specific headcanons no one asked for again. : D
YES PLAY W US IN THE SPACE 
PLAAAAAY WITH UUUUSSS IN THIS SPAAAAAAACE
vanessa if u say that imma drag you back to rp with us also
VANESSA PLAY WITH US
I mean play with us as in meme around not RP LOL
We will see if anything strikes my fancy, it's been awhile
also: since I made that stupid text meme I still haven't changed my contact in my own phone back so just now I went to text my brother and just see: 
Anyway I am gonna add his picture in now because I commit to the bit
I mean that's definitely a text Akechi has gotten at some point.
How’s the murder plot going is killing me
oh did you guys not. see the reason this is in her [hone
phone*
oh
I updated it BTW 
also let me link the context as to why this contact now lives in my phone
despondent (@PBmajesty) on X
despondent (@PBmajesty) on X
oh i did make a new plurk for continuing ng+ bullshit if anyone wants to hop over. ya
epigrammatic: Well, it's killing someone, anyway.