his full name is Armand Hammer.

however, he's not named after Arm & Hammer Baking Soda.

He's named after his grandfather, Armand Hammer.

the elder Armand Hammer was... a co-founder of Arm & Hammer.

however, he didn't name the company after hinself

he named the company after the symbol of the SLP, an early communist party...

Armand Hammer the elder was ALSO named after the socialist symbol of the Arm & Hammer...

by his father, Julius Hammer...

who co-founded the SLP...

... & is probably the reason early communist parties used a hammer emblem specifically, because Julius probably designed the SLP logo...

me: ...the hammer was his penis.

what the fuck.

Corliss1410 librariansheart something to wake up to...

put differently: the soviet flag is named after Armie Hammer, the son of a long line of capitalists...

Sorry im still stuck on the phrase “aspiring cannibal”

this is incredible

... please expand on the "aspiring cannibal" thing

I, too, am stuck on the "aspiring cannibal". This whole thing is bananas, but added cannibalism??

He was accused of various forms of abuse a few years ago, and according to some of the women, he told them fantasies about eating parts of them (he did apparently admit to being emotionally abusive, but he ultimately wasn't charged with anything due to lack of evidence).

....what the fuck is ALL OF THIS

yeah he told people he fantasized about eating them & as a result no longer gets work as an actor

all of this is uh. a lot.

WAIT HE'S A CURRENTLY LIVING PERSON?

THIS ISN'T A PAST TENSE ANECDOTE??

OH, NO! Armie Hammer is a real, living, currently alive, person!

Remember 2013's "The Lone Ranger"? (the one with Depp) He was in that!

(in 2013 he was also shocked to learn that federal laws supercede state laws.)

Armand is an actual name, and it wouldn't even stand out as all that weird IF IT WEREN'T PAIRED WITH HAMMER