Getting nuzzled by a demon prince

A man asks to play Go Fish; Ari shoots him

Angelic chainsaws

Can AI go to Heaven?

'I value you'

Bar snacks from Hell

Lute is going to a rave

BSG Vipers vs transport shuttle is not a winnable fight

A cube named Christopher

"A man asks to play Go Fish; Ari shoots him" i laughed so hard out loud when i read this my husband asked me if i was okay

Ari.....

I like that I knew 9/10 of these but I want to know the go fish = shooting wtf lol

KansaiBanzai: did you try to explain it to him?

silverwolfcc: that one has the most misleading description to be fair! starter here https://ph-logs.dreamwid... and scroll down for Ari tag-in

yes, okay okay. So, Harvey is my character and he's an evil bastard that betrayed ari and attacked her and very nearly caused her death, as well as violating her personal space in her quarters and attempting to steal artifacts she'd been tasked with protecting with her life

so, when she sees him, she delivers swift justice while he's out here like haha oh wait you're still mad?

how'd i do XD

Absolutely perfect, 10/10 that is exactly what happened

even funnier considering it's probably 8? years since it happened for Ari but less for Harvey. Maybe. I don't know how Harvey time works. But she was still mad

harvey experiences time the same as crichton, but considering he's been dead since shortly after he did that, for him it's been barely any time at all. more the fool him

lol yes he should know her better! but much more amusing this way

Harvey sees Ari is older and is like 'damn, you hold grudges worse than Crais'

that's really saying something, lol

awesome

Epic moment for Ari until Harvey just comes right back!

A couple more:

Ghosts help an alien impersonate a soldier

Celebrating someone's hundredth kill - at a burger place

Harvey had it coming tbh

Loving these so much

Harvey def has it coming

the only thing that would have been better (for us) is if ari used a bowling ball on him. fair is fair. this was kinder than he deserved because that's how she is

An eye for an eye, a bowling ball for a bowling ball

But no Ari's all about the quick clean kill. No allowing time for villain speeches either!

wise, because his would be absolute gibberish

lol

Looool.

She thinks there's some genius plan behind the nonsensical speech but no, it's just chaos.

(also in serious threads Angel Dust just asked Lute to tell his sister that he loves her and he's sorry and I am having all the feelings about it while Lute is mildly surprised sinners still care about their families)

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