like. which of my characters have canonically bathed or eaten pizza

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Who in Smash has Smashed? (Corrections)

okay I'm gonna try. which of my characters has smashed

(in canon not in rp)

(the number would be higher in rp)

first of all the too young tier: Ganta, Misaki, Molly, Snake, kid!Valmont

of those, Ganta is the only one who shows physical attraction in canon, so he might smash if the situation was right? but it's pretty unlikely he's done anything yet, he's 14

then the too young but have canonical future descendants tier: Mimi, Daisuke, Link

then the tier of older teens and we don't technically have canon on this but look at them, they're virgins: Torako, Giovanni, Meru, Ryouko, Sakura

(Misaki could be in that tier by virtue of age but her canon is supremely chaste so she's in the kid tier instead)

I will say that we don't know exactly what happened between Ryouko and her ex but since he was abusive I don't really want to speculate much on it. I believe they did not go that far physically

also despite Torako's canon being an ecchi manga, I don't think we actually have any canon on her relationship history or sexual experience. it feels like the kind of thing that would come up

however it might have and I just need to reread

Sakura has a kinda-sorta boyfriend so one can speculate, but she's so buttoned-up and he's in the hospital and they're not even formally together. I don't think too much has happened

...thinking about it I play exactly one character who has canonically had any kind of sex

which is Dream

and who the hell knows if he even needs to have sex to reproduce anyway. but he does have a biological child so I'm counting it

of the rest... I also play exactly one canonical virgin which is LBH at canonpoint. he's also the only one who has sex on-page if I'm counting the entire canon

the rest have exactly zero canon on the topic and that is Thrip, Ragetti, Scorpia and Valmont

(adult version)

I think they've all done it except Scorpia but that's headcanon babey

maybe I'll do pizza next