we're getting new tales novels it has been confirmed and i'm fuckin stoked

apparently he's working on three novels right now; at least one is a completely new universe and a new genre. good lord, this man puts out a shitload of content.

why do you write like you're running out of time playing softly in the background

i'm just really pleased bc for a long time there was an implication that 4 was the final novel we'd get and anything else would just be short stories like tale of the spider folk or april fools day at the gas station — which is still excellent don't get me wrong, i could subsist on a stream of those forever but

the books though, the books

I hope the new book he's working on is scifi tbh, he said it would still have the humor but the horror's being swapped out. i'd dig a scifi thing with his tone and comedy.

anyway: tags

i got 'em. imma do 'em.

do them

laura → logan

IM GONNA DO 'EM

i wish he'd put out the next segment of tales from the road tho i wanna canon update jack but i want something a little more concrete than just the intro installment

sandor → bigby

honestly could be kind of interesting for him to have bigby as an influence

he needs someone to act in place of brother ray at this point rly, that he can reluctantly learn from and ponder over for a few months

i mean he'll still continue to grow on his own just by the nature of (reluctantly) gaining friends and (even more reluctantly) giving a shit about people, and being away from the Lannister bullshit & his brother, but

for maximum growth it'd be nice for him to have somebody he begrudgingly respects make him question things

sandor → michonne lol i actually... like this

this does really feel like a decent first encounter for them

even tho it's gonna be like 4 tags long and includes absolutely not a single line of dialogue lmao

jack → kyle

speaking of dog food, I'm gonna go party with the puppers for a bit

i also need to re-up my roots, i got too much blonde showing. i may do that tonight.

jack → travis wrapping lol

it's the principle of the matter Jackbird

not about Need, about caring dearly for an imagined physical object!

Jackbird........

Jackattack

did I already use Jackhammer

I think I used Jackalope

I genuinely do not remember lmfao

think maybe??

jack → crane

Lucifer upset to agreeing with Jack wtf

(8

jack → astarion he thinks language is neat okay

such is the nature of being a writer

i also just wanna see if people will start making dumb new word suggestions

but also, where DO they draw the line between new-word-for-human and whatever the gods are?

realized i hadn't eaten basically anything today so i let myself try making something stupid for dinner and boys

if u have never had pb&j french toast

shit slaps

absolute banger

well, that sounds amazing

absolutely was, man. also, super easy to make

it's been ages since I made french toast, but this will absolutely be happening soon. also, breakfast for dinner in any form is always an excellent choice.

if u want a lil lifehack from yours truly, try subbing out the milk in your batter for coffee creamer

french vanilla works super well for it

i do sugar free french vanilla because i have a tendency to buy lowcal versions of shit when i can, either way works

easy way to take it to the next level and add a little more flavor depth

Consider adding a crispiness factor with either a flaked cereal or some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 🤪

Solid garnish choices